Spam e-mail that's going around, thought I'd share the joke with you all:
Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter
and jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next
to him.
The Canadian politely ignored the American, who , nevertheless,
started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said,
"You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?" The Canadian frowned,
annoyed with
being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of
course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States,we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle
them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The
American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing,
the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We
don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we
put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle
them, transform
them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The
American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian
leaned
closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once
you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course."
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we
put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell them to the United States."
Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter
and jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next
to him.
The Canadian politely ignored the American, who , nevertheless,
started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said,
"You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?" The Canadian frowned,
annoyed with
being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of
course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States,we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle
them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The
American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing,
the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We
don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we
put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle
them, transform
them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The
American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian
leaned
closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once
you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course."
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we
put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell them to the United States."
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