Chester Drawers

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ElFenix

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made of antique chester wood from the great chester forests of yesteryear
 

Soundmanred

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I actually knew a woman who said this.
I never corrected her, people needed to know how dumb she was.
 

TwiceOver

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My wife overheard someone use the phrase "They'll get their come muffins"....

hrm.
 

highland145

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My wife overheard someone use the phrase "They'll get their come muffins"....

hrm.
:biggrin:

They told me that was frosting. :\
:eek:

Local craft show was going on, ruins my business because of the parking, so I told a customer to wait until Monday to come in and why. She says, "Oh, they have them fornicates at the craft show. I just love them fornicates. Don't you?"

"Yes, ma'am, I do.":awe:

funnel cakes.
 

Jeff7

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Local craft show was going on, ruins my business because of the parking, so I told a customer to wait until Monday to come in and why. She says, "Oh, they have them fornicates at the craft show. I just love them fornicates. Don't you?"

"Yes, ma'am, I do.":awe:

funnel cakes.
Are you sure it's just a craft show?


Maybe that's where they sell the come muffins.
 

highland145

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Are you sure it's just a craft show?


Maybe that's where they sell the come muffins.
Maybe she knows something I don't. Well, the stupid crap is going on next Fri/Sat. Maybe I'll go get me some fornicates.


:hmm: Is that considered cheating on your wife?
 

zinfamous

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Maybe she knows something I don't. Well, the stupid crap is going on next Fri/Sat. Maybe I'll go get me some fornicates.


:hmm: Is that considered cheating on your wife?

Depends. Will you get fornicates with your wife?
 
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