Chemicalguys "Stripper" scented air freshener review

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QueBert

QueBert

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I'm always on the look out for ridiculous scents to keep my car smelling fresh. WHen I stumbled upon this one I knew had to buy it. I've never been in a strip club (seriously) but I use to make money on the side by driving a few around. So the UPS dude drops off the box 4 days ago and I couldn't wait to see what the hell it smells like. I open the bottle and wiff it, sure enough it's what you'd expect a not so classy woman making an attempt to be classy would smell like. It was very pleasing so I gave the inside of my car a few good sprays. Sure enough, when I got in my car later that night it smelled like a strippers car. So about 3 days pass, and I'm no longer noticing it, so I'd pretty much forgot about it.

Then this morning my lady gets in my car, she's almost never inside it. Any ways, she sits down next to me and I look over to see her nose going and she get a frown on her face. Took me a second but I remember the air freshener. Awh Shit! She proceeds to get out and ask me "why does your car smell like some bitch? who the hell did you have in here?" I tell her the truth, and she rolls her eyes and says I must take her for a retard to believe that shit. And I couldn't really blame her because who makes a stripper scented air freshener? The story sounds like a caught in the act lie. I panic and start looking for the bottle, but it's not in my car. She gets into her car and speeds off, can't really say I blame her because what I said sounds like total horse shit.

I rush back home and get the bottle and took it over to her work to show her I hadf been in fact telling her the truth. After some prodding she she takes a sniff and was absolutely bewildered that there was such a air freshener and I actually bought something to make my car smell like a stripper. Her anger level went down, but she still had some choice words for me.

Review/bottom line: this shit's money but if you're a man in a relationship I don't suggested you use it without warning your SO, or at least keep the bottle in your ride so you can show her. Chemicalguys absolutely nailed the scent here.
 
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ElFenix

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smells like vanilla, sweat, and disappointment?
 
QueBert

QueBert

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darkewaffle said:
I always wondered what kind of people actually bought this kind of product.
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I buy every air freshener scent I come across that I don't have. I got maybe 20 different kinds, everything from vanilla to bubble gum to watermelon to grape soda to honey bbq sauce to now stripper.
 
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QueBert

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Ricochet said:
In Quebert's world, that ass cannot be just a hint.
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Nope not even a hint of ass smell's allow, sure I do love big asses but the smell of ass? That's a no go, even a slight hint of ass smell and a female won't be anywhere around me.

But even on the size I'm more flexible than I use to be, I no longer give females the 2 finger test to see if their ass is big enough.
 
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gorcorps

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Sounds like the perfect weapon for another patented Quebert being a dick to his roommate prank. If it got YOU in trouble just think of what would happen if there was no explanation for such a smell.
 
ElFenix

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QueBert said:
Nope not even a hint of ass smell's allow, sure I do love big asses but the smell of ass? That's a no go, even a slight hint of ass smell and a female won't be anywhere around me.

But even on the size I'm more flexible than I use to be, I no longer give females the 2 finger test to see if their ass is big enough.
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what is the 2 finger test?
 
QueBert

QueBert

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gorcorps said:
Sounds like the perfect weapon for another patented Quebert being a dick to his roommate prank. If it got YOU in trouble just think of what would happen if there was no explanation for such a smell.
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I thought about this, but after all I've done there's zero chance I'd ever get into his car without him knowing. When they're not physically on him his keys stay in a locked safe in his room, which is locked by a solid core door with multiple dead bolts.


ElFenix said:
what is the 2 finger test?
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I make a gun with my index and middle finger, and fold the bottom 2. Then I put the tip of my middle finger up till it's just touching her booty hole. If my index fingers knuckle's at all visible her ass doesn't meet the minimum size requirements and no penetration can take place. This testing method isn't standardized and obviously isn't going to work for the same for Shaq as it does me.
 
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QueBert

QueBert

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phucheneh said:
No one is going to point out that Quebert was possibly an unwitting pimp?
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I was a chauffeur at worst, I didn't arrange any of their meetings. Chicks without cars needed a ride from point A to B then back to A. All I did was drive.

Besides the 3 I did this for always made sure to tell me no sexuality activities ever took place lol.
 
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QueBert

QueBert

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surfsatwerk said:
Pimps don't cry
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Not necessarily true, I saw pimp up the street from me crying after the police knocked his bottom bitch. Could have been because he's actually a tender and caring man. Or it could have been because his biggest money maker was going to be out of commission for a long time.
 
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