Pet Partners, dude. Training an animal to read, comprehend and respond for you could do wonders for your reputation.
Actually, having mold respond for you could do wonders for your reputation. No training necessary,
Hee-hee. The found chemical weapons weren't Saddam's "strategic deterrent" at all. They were rusted, neglected & molding old shit that the Iraqis didn't even know they had.
Then, during the long occupation, American troops began encountering old chemical munitions in hidden caches and roadside bombs. Typically 155-millimeter artillery shells or 122-millimeter rockets, they were remnants of an arms program Iraq had rushed into production in the 1980s during the Iran-Iraq war.
All had been manufactured before 1991, participants said. Filthy, rusty or corroded, a large fraction of them could not be readily identified as chemical weapons at all. Some were empty, though many of them still contained potent mustard agent or residual sarin. Most could not have been used as designed, and when they ruptured dispersed the chemical agents over a limited area, according to those who collected the majority of them.
In case after case, participants said, analysis of these warheads and shells reaffirmed intelligence failures. First, the American government did not find what it had been looking for at the war’s outset, then it failed to prepare its troops and medical corps for the aged weapons it did find.
Yeh, they took real good care of that "strategic deterrent"- you know, other than the rust, corrosion & lost markings, anyway. Yeh, they really pulled a fast one on everybody, right?
