Chemical Agent Found at Information Ministry

charrison

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(2003-04-07) -- Coalition troops now in the heart of Baghdad have discovered a massive cache of the chemical agent lysergic acid diethylamide.

The Iraqi Information Ministry has been identified as the site of a huge repository of the substance, commonly called LSD.

"After listening to recent statements from the Iraqi Information Minister, we had suspected there were large quantities of LSD in the building," said an unnamed Pentagon spokesman.
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: charrison
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(2003-04-07) -- Coalition troops now in the heart of Baghdad have discovered a massive cache of the chemical agent lysergic acid diethylamide.

The Iraqi Information Ministry has been identified as the site of a huge repository of the substance, commonly called LSD.

"After listening to recent statements from the Iraqi Information Minister, we had suspected there were large quantities of LSD in the building," said an unnamed Pentagon spokesman.

trippy
 

milagro

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LMAO!!! Seriously watching this guy is so funny I'm actually always excited to hear what he has to say next....LSD huh? I thought it was crack but LSD is understandable...
 

milagro

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Mr. al-Sahaf said the 'medicine' helps him to see Abrams tanks as gentle lavender camels and Bradley fighting vehicles as enormous pansies and petunias.

:D
 

Alistar7

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thats what came to my mind as soon as I saw it was the Information Ministry, probably in all the water fountains too...
 

Squisher

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How about they put an Abrams outside the window and have it fire off the Mother of all blanks during his next briefing.

 

drewshin

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:) maybe that's how he was paying all those human shields. "hey i'm not strapped to a power plant, im really laying on a beach in cancun."