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Chelsea Clinton

The 36-year-old bachelor, Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor, has waited five years after writing to the president and vows to remain unmarried until he gets an answer.
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Transcript of letter:

Dearest Clinton,
Hopes sincerest that this letter finds your family in most sweetest healthfulness. I am Rev. Dr. Hon. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor. As god-fearing Christian loyal fellow to your most niceness, I have a proposal to offer which you will find very nice. I have come into windfall of 200 head of livestock which needs transport to US from home country Kenya. My legal associate Sir Lancelot Cardigan in London is prepared to broker a deal between us and for your assistance in transferring same to US. I am prepared to offer you most generously payment in form of 20 cattle and 40 goats. In order to complete this transaction we require simple information; name, SSN, Account Numbers, address and the life of your firstborn child in marriage. As I do not want brigands from Nigeria to steal my livestock, please keep this deal as secret as all of your other 'affairs.'
Thine be the kingdom in jesus,
Rev. Dr. Hon. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor
 
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