raystorm

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Sam: "What'll you have Normie?"
Norm: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
Sam: "Looks like beer, Norm."
Norm: "Call me Mister Lucky."
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
"it's a dog eat dog world and i'm wearing milkbone underwear."

WOODY: Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost been nipping at your nose?
NORM : Yep. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?


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forgot my favorite

Whatcha up to, Norm?
- My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.