> >This is from Schwab corporate headquarters - so it's no joke. Very scary.
> >Be careful - Just when you thought you were safe, now we have the
> >following to deal with...please read, it definitely is a serious threat to
> >our lives and health. This is an alert about a virus in the original sense
> >of the word...one that affects your body, not your hard drive. There have
> >been 23 confirmed cases of people attacked by the Klingerman
> >Virus, a virus that arrives in your real mail box, not your e-mail in box.
> >Someone has been mailing large blue envelopes, seemingly at random, to
> >people inside the US. On the front of the envelope in bold black letters
> >is printed, "A gift for you from the Klingerman
> >Foundation." When the envelopes are opened, there is a small sponge sealed
> >in plastic.
> >This sponge carries what has come to be known as the Klingerman Virus, as
> >public health officials state, this is a strain of virus they have not
> >previously encountered. When asked for comment, Florida police Sergeant
> >Stetson said, "We are working with the CDC and the USPS, but have so far
> >been unable to track down the origins of these letters. The return
> >addresses have all been different, and we are certain a remailing service
> >is being used, making jobs that much more difficult." Those who have come
> >in contact with the Klingerman Virus have been hospitalized with severe
> >dysentery. So far seven of the victims have died. There is no legitimate
> >Klingerman Foundation mailing unsolicited gifts. If you receive an
> >oversized blue envelope in the mail marked "A gift from the Klingerman
> >foundation." DO NOT open it. Place it in a strong plastic bag or container
> >and call the police immediately.
> >The "gift" is one you definitely do not want to open.
> >PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT.
Why do people perpetuate such bunk?!
I'm a nef...sorry...just got home from school.
-J. Lee Klingerman
(Kidding of course)
> >Be careful - Just when you thought you were safe, now we have the
> >following to deal with...please read, it definitely is a serious threat to
> >our lives and health. This is an alert about a virus in the original sense
> >of the word...one that affects your body, not your hard drive. There have
> >been 23 confirmed cases of people attacked by the Klingerman
> >Virus, a virus that arrives in your real mail box, not your e-mail in box.
> >Someone has been mailing large blue envelopes, seemingly at random, to
> >people inside the US. On the front of the envelope in bold black letters
> >is printed, "A gift for you from the Klingerman
> >Foundation." When the envelopes are opened, there is a small sponge sealed
> >in plastic.
> >This sponge carries what has come to be known as the Klingerman Virus, as
> >public health officials state, this is a strain of virus they have not
> >previously encountered. When asked for comment, Florida police Sergeant
> >Stetson said, "We are working with the CDC and the USPS, but have so far
> >been unable to track down the origins of these letters. The return
> >addresses have all been different, and we are certain a remailing service
> >is being used, making jobs that much more difficult." Those who have come
> >in contact with the Klingerman Virus have been hospitalized with severe
> >dysentery. So far seven of the victims have died. There is no legitimate
> >Klingerman Foundation mailing unsolicited gifts. If you receive an
> >oversized blue envelope in the mail marked "A gift from the Klingerman
> >foundation." DO NOT open it. Place it in a strong plastic bag or container
> >and call the police immediately.
> >The "gift" is one you definitely do not want to open.
> >PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT.
Why do people perpetuate such bunk?!
I'm a nef...sorry...just got home from school.
-J. Lee Klingerman
(Kidding of course)
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