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Check out this huge bird poo on my car this morning!

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Dunbar

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I drove the auto and 6 speed Accord coupes. Didn't care for the auto but the 6-speed was a blast to drive. Have a Prelude now but could see myself in a 6-speed.
 

Eli

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You took a picture..... of bird poo on your trunk.
 

TechnoKid

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Thats nothing. Wait untill you get a poop from like a bigger bird, like a duck or something. I litteraly had a bird poop the size of a mini-cdr on my van at one time...ewwwwwww
 
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Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Thats nothing. Wait untill you get a poop from like a bigger bird, like a duck or something. I litteraly had a bird poop the size of a mini-cdr on my van at one time...ewwwwwww
Two words for ya, buddy.

Canada Goose.

- M4H
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Thats nothing. Wait untill you get a poop from like a bigger bird, like a duck or something. I litteraly had a bird poop the size of a mini-cdr on my van at one time...ewwwwwww
Two words for ya, buddy.

Canada Goose.

- M4H
Canadian Goose.

Christ, you'd think the natives would at least know their own wildlife. ;)
 

Mermaidman

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Thats nothing. Wait untill you get a poop from like a bigger bird, like a duck or something. I litteraly had a bird poop the size of a mini-cdr on my van at one time...ewwwwwww
Two words for ya, buddy.

Canada Goose.

- M4H
No, those geese lay hundreds of sausage poo. (North Carolina is infested with Canadian geese . . .)
 

jadinolf

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I parked next to a power pole recently. I think that about 50 big birds made a delivery to my car windshield. It was many times bigger than yours. Water and soap didn't even touch it. Had to scrape it off.
You're lucky.
 

Amorphus

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My bird poop story > yours.

So one day at school, we were outside. I was sitting on a log, and I had my arms resting on my legs, with my thumbs together (parallel). I look to my left (I remember that), and then I feel a warmth on my thumbs, right between the two thumb nails. So I look, and what do I see? A dead center shot of bird urine+poop (a white splotch and a brown doodie sitting on top of it), right between my thumbs. Quite odd. A little bit later, I hung (hanged? does that apply if you're not being executed?) by my crotch (well, sides and hips and crotch), upside down, from about 50 feet in the air, and almost smacked my head into a tree. Came wicked close. Real fun.

Quite the interesting day.
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Thats nothing. Wait untill you get a poop from like a bigger bird, like a duck or something. I litteraly had a bird poop the size of a mini-cdr on my van at one time...ewwwwwww
Two words for ya, buddy.

Canada Goose.

- M4H
Canadian Goose.

Christ, you'd think the natives would at least know their own wildlife. ;)
Nope, they're called "Canada Goose", not Canadian.

 

Zenmervolt

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Thats nothing. Wait untill you get a poop from like a bigger bird, like a duck or something. I litteraly had a bird poop the size of a mini-cdr on my van at one time...ewwwwwww
Two words for ya, buddy.

Canada Goose.

- M4H
Canadian Goose.

Christ, you'd think the natives would at least know their own wildlife. ;)
Nope, they're called "Canada Goose", not Canadian.
Actually, "they", being plural, would be called Canada Geese. :p

ZV
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Thats nothing. Wait untill you get a poop from like a bigger bird, like a duck or something. I litteraly had a bird poop the size of a mini-cdr on my van at one time...ewwwwwww
Two words for ya, buddy.

Canada Goose.

- M4H
Canadian Goose.

Christ, you'd think the natives would at least know their own wildlife. ;)
Nope, they're called "Canada Goose", not Canadian.
Actually, "they", being plural, would be called Canada Geese. :p

ZV

:p
 

IGBT

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I'll bet it's one of those bum segulls that hang around McD's..looks high velocity..mabe a dive bomb or high loft release..
 

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