A co-worker of mine is always bragging how his brother is THE home theater expert. Today we were talking about a PC he is about to buy. It comes with a DVD drive and he doesn't need it, so he said he's going to sell it to his brother. I asked why the expert doesn't have one already, and he said that he has one, but the person who sold it to him didn't include the software CD. It turns out that the DVD drive has just been sitting there for over a year, because the expert wasn't smart enough to download the software off the net or buy it on CD for 10 bucks at the local computer store. Whoa. Oh yeah, he also mentioned that his brother invented a whole new method to have true surround sound with just two speakers. How? By placing one of his speakers in the front left corner of his room, and the other in the right rear corner. Man.