Check out this guy's big johnson

[Red Squirrel]

 

[lxskllr]

You should feel bad for posting this thread, and I should feel bad for clicking :^/

 

[sdifox]

That is a small Johnson

 

[MrSquished]

I send this to girls on online dating sites if they ever mention how a guy has sent them an unsolicited dick pic

 

[herm0016]

i was expecting an outboard boat motor.

 

[highland145]

i was expecting an outboard boat motor.

Gramps had a 35hp that we'd haul to the lake and rent a boat for the day. 70's Good memories.

 

[sdifox]

140HP 4 stroke.

 

[highland145]

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140HP 4 stroke.

You ain't stroking shit with no prop.

Kind of like shorty.

 

[brianmanahan]

You should feel bad for posting this thread, and I should feel bad for clicking :^/

 

[sdifox]

You ain't stroking shit with no prop.

Kind of like shorty.

Err that is just a random pix I found online. Johnson has been gone for a long time.

 

[Perknose]

Johnson has been gone for a long time.

Maybe better nutrition would help?

 

[highland145]

Maybe better nutrition would help?

Yep, clogged arteries are a sign.

Or viagra.

 

[Naer]

Expected a Wang

 

[Captante]

 

[highland145]

Dick. Read that wrong.

 

[pete6032]

140 HP that's more than my car...

 

[brianmanahan]

140 HP that's more than my car...

same

 

[Perknose]

140 HP that's more than my car...

Yes . . . but does it have Flintstone pedals like I assume your ride does?

 

[ultimatebob]

Are you preparing for a race with Cleetus McFarland or something?

 

[sdifox]

140 HP that's more than my car...

True, but you are driving on a road with wheels. Boats are trying to push the boat's whole summerged hull, it requires a lot more power.