<<I see people actually buying these pieces of garbage on here, so here are mine.
Buy my speakers and I'll be your best friend! That's right, on a one time basis only when you have a fight with your girlfriend, or you wreck your car, or something else depresses you, you can call me and I'll listen to you and pretend I care for 17 minutes, while watching reruns on TV. (Additional minutes can be purchased separately. On eBay of course, this is not fee avoidance.)
Two rules:
I will not talk dirty to you
I will under no circumstances listen to you complain about the quality of your speakers
To answer some of the questions I've received: 1. Yes- they sound really bad. 2. No- you cannot carry my child. 3. The 17 minutes will be strictly enforced. 4. Yes- you are welcome to win and avoid the shipping charges by having me throw away the speakers if you choose, but then you can never experience the thrill of hearing this fine Polk product.
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