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Black88GTA

Diamond Member
Sep 9, 2003
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I think that one might even be better than the infamous "ex-wife's beanie baby collection" rant! :Q 10/10!
 
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Yo Ma Ma

Lifer
Jan 21, 2000
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What a crybaby :p This guy seems like a copycat of some other wronged husbands of ebay past.

WTF are banana sized hands, anyway?
 
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Mucho

Guest
Oct 20, 2001
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Which reminds me I traded my wedding ring and $40 to get a Seiko watch at a pawnshop.
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
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Did I mention the time she burned down my microwave? She talked about going to Cooking School a few times, so being the nice hisband, I encouraged her to start cooking in the house. Her "flare" was mediocre at best, and choking down some of the meals was intolerable. One day I came home after an exhausting afternoon of travel and heavy traffic, to find a black cloud of smoke emitting from the kitchen. She, of course, was sitting in the living room watching the Eating Channel, not realizing the smoke filling the apartment. I went into the kitchen to find flames shooting inside the microwave. She was cooking a potato, and it was burning inside. I opened the door, and the plastic on the roof of the oven was on fire. I threw the potato out the window and put out the inferno. When I got the fork lift to bring her in and see what was happening, she told me she had tried to bake this potato and wanted it fully cooked, so she put it in for 16 minutes. Idiot. The charred remains of my microwave were put to rest in the alley, and another 200 bucks was shot. Needless to say, cooking school was history. I hate this pen.
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I would have LOVed to see that potato go:D
 
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savoirfaire

Senior member
Oct 9, 2002
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Hell, I'm gonna bid $32 just for the sheer enjoyment I derived from reading that! He should put the bitch's address and phone number up for auction next!
 
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savoirfaire

Senior member
Oct 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: savoirfaire
Hell, I'm gonna bid $32 just for the sheer enjoyment I derived from reading that! He should put the bitch's address and phone number up for auction next!
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Can I say that here? Bitch, that is... oops, I did it again.
 
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n0cmonkey

Elite Member
Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: savoirfaire
Originally posted by: savoirfaire
Hell, I'm gonna bid $32 just for the sheer enjoyment I derived from reading that! He should put the bitch's address and phone number up for auction next!
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Can I say that here? Bitch, that is... oops, I did it again.
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BAN
 
pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,856
321
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I don't believe these ebay stories anymore. People just make that crap up to sell worthless garbage. Props to him for coming up with that crap though. :thumbsup:
 
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badmouse

Platinum Member
Dec 3, 2003
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He had fixed up an old truck for Laura and thought it would be cool to decorate it, shall I say, differently. So what does the braniac do? He stuffs her deceased cat's head, inserts some glass eyeballs in it, puts a bolt in the neck part, and mounts it to the gear shift in the truck. I kid you not. This was my ex's best friend. I should have stabbed that dead cat's head with this pen. What was I thinking? Walk away, slowly............ This pen brings up so many great memories. Bid bid bid, please.
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I'm speechless.
 
Aharami

Aharami

Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
21,205
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but that pen is ugly as hell though. i dunno why anyone would buy it
 
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LeadMagnet

Platinum Member
Mar 26, 2003
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It is becoming very popular to give these divorce stories on ebay now - ever since that guy sold the ex's wedding dress - and got a bundle for it. Just do a search in the description field for divorced


"2704 items found for divorced"
 
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