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Check out this EBAY listing :)

What a crybaby 😛 This guy seems like a copycat of some other wronged husbands of ebay past.

WTF are banana sized hands, anyway?
 
Did I mention the time she burned down my microwave? She talked about going to Cooking School a few times, so being the nice hisband, I encouraged her to start cooking in the house. Her "flare" was mediocre at best, and choking down some of the meals was intolerable. One day I came home after an exhausting afternoon of travel and heavy traffic, to find a black cloud of smoke emitting from the kitchen. She, of course, was sitting in the living room watching the Eating Channel, not realizing the smoke filling the apartment. I went into the kitchen to find flames shooting inside the microwave. She was cooking a potato, and it was burning inside. I opened the door, and the plastic on the roof of the oven was on fire. I threw the potato out the window and put out the inferno. When I got the fork lift to bring her in and see what was happening, she told me she had tried to bake this potato and wanted it fully cooked, so she put it in for 16 minutes. Idiot. The charred remains of my microwave were put to rest in the alley, and another 200 bucks was shot. Needless to say, cooking school was history. I hate this pen.
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I would have LOVed to see that potato go😀
 
Hell, I'm gonna bid $32 just for the sheer enjoyment I derived from reading that! He should put the bitch's address and phone number up for auction next!
 
Originally posted by: savoirfaire
Hell, I'm gonna bid $32 just for the sheer enjoyment I derived from reading that! He should put the bitch's address and phone number up for auction next!
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Can I say that here? Bitch, that is... oops, I did it again.
 
Originally posted by: savoirfaire
Originally posted by: savoirfaire
Hell, I'm gonna bid $32 just for the sheer enjoyment I derived from reading that! He should put the bitch's address and phone number up for auction next!
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Can I say that here? Bitch, that is... oops, I did it again.
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BAN
 
I don't believe these ebay stories anymore. People just make that crap up to sell worthless garbage. Props to him for coming up with that crap though. :thumbsup:
 
He had fixed up an old truck for Laura and thought it would be cool to decorate it, shall I say, differently. So what does the braniac do? He stuffs her deceased cat's head, inserts some glass eyeballs in it, puts a bolt in the neck part, and mounts it to the gear shift in the truck. I kid you not. This was my ex's best friend. I should have stabbed that dead cat's head with this pen. What was I thinking? Walk away, slowly............ This pen brings up so many great memories. Bid bid bid, please.
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I'm speechless.
 
It is becoming very popular to give these divorce stories on ebay now - ever since that guy sold the ex's wedding dress - and got a bundle for it. Just do a search in the description field for divorced


"2704 items found for divorced"
 
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