I just woke up (it's 2:43pm on saturday). I was having this weird ass dream. First, I was part of this class and we were leaning about astronomy, we were looking up through these telescopes at the sky, and there was a huge image of an asian import model hoochie girl in the sky, taking up almost the whole sky, but you could only see it if i you looked throug the telescopes. The telescopes were attached to these printers, and the instructor wanted us to print out things that we saw on this special paper. I did it a few times. The last time I looked, I pointed the telescope to a random location in the sky, and hit print. It gave me a preview of what I'd captured, it was a picture of a spider on a web. And on the preview slip it said that it was going to print out a spiderman costume for me, not on paper, the printer was actually going to output a cloth spiderman outfit. So i went to the printer and everyone was freaking out that it was printing thatout. I kept hiding it from the instructor everytime she would walk by. The costume came out in 8x11 sized weavings of thread.
Then, i was a fighting character from a video game. We were all on this boat, and ever 10 minutes this wave of urukai would come and attack us. I was learning to use my special moves, first it was a combo with my fists, then one with kicks, then the other move i learned was that i could snort the phlem in my sinuses like i was about to spit out a huge loogie, but instead of spitting it out, i first had to swish it around in my mouth, and if spit it out like dhalsim from SFII, i would be spitting out napalm, that would engulf my opponent in flame. Another power i learned was to make myself become really fat, but that turned out to be useless for fighting. So for a long time I just kept beating the crap out of these urukai. At one point, at the beginning of each round I would kill the first urukai archer I could find, and take his dirty, grimy black bow and arrow and start shooting the urukai with it.
Then, i was a fighting character from a video game. We were all on this boat, and ever 10 minutes this wave of urukai would come and attack us. I was learning to use my special moves, first it was a combo with my fists, then one with kicks, then the other move i learned was that i could snort the phlem in my sinuses like i was about to spit out a huge loogie, but instead of spitting it out, i first had to swish it around in my mouth, and if spit it out like dhalsim from SFII, i would be spitting out napalm, that would engulf my opponent in flame. Another power i learned was to make myself become really fat, but that turned out to be useless for fighting. So for a long time I just kept beating the crap out of these urukai. At one point, at the beginning of each round I would kill the first urukai archer I could find, and take his dirty, grimy black bow and arrow and start shooting the urukai with it.
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