Chechnyan vows to attack US if Kerry is elected.

[gtRFan]

Sorry, did I say Chechnyan?

I meant Cheney, sorry about the mis-spelling. I thought this might brighten things up a bit around gloomy P&N.

EDIT: Dang Spelling Nazi.

 

[zzzz]

hey last time some one quoted from Onion, one conservative(in the lose sense) took it seriously. You better make it clear.

 

[Todd33]

"There is no question that Cheney has the financial assets and intelligence needed to pose a threat to our nation," said Peter Bergen, terrorism researcher and author of Threats And Balances: Former Executive Branch Officials And The Danger To America. "After all, this fanatic can call upon the resources of both the Republican Party and Halliburton to aid him in his assault. America would be foolish not to take his warning seriously."

 

[nick1985]

i hope he doesnt "attach" us.

 

[maddogchen]

You've just been attacked by the REPOST monster.

 

[Steeplerot]

bring 'em on! err, him

 

[Infohawk]

Made you look.

Too bad this is a repost.

My fav. was the one where Rumsfeld held a no-holds-bar martial arts tournament on his secret island (shaped like a skull). It really captured the absurdity of Rumsfeld nicely.