President George W Bush, X-President Clinton
and Saddam Hussein were walking along a beach one day when they came across an old
lamp washed up on the shore.
George picked it up and rubbed it. Sure enough, out pops a Genie.
The Genie said, "I will grant you three wishes.
Since there are three of you, each of you will get one wish."
Clinton thought for a moment and then responded,
"I wish the all the people of America would forget about Monica and about the money for the pardons.
The Genie granted the his wish. Poof! All Americans no longer remembered a thing about Clinton´s problems.
President George W Bush said, "I wish for a big wall all around America
and that all Americans would think I am smart."
Poof! The Genie granted Bush his wish and a huge wall was erected around the USA and all Americans now thought President Bush was very smart.
Saddam Hussein thought for some time before responding. Finally, he asked,
"Tell me, Genie, how big is this wall around the USA?"
"The wall is 150 feet high and 50 feet thick,"
replied the Genie.
"And, nothing can get in or out of the wall."
"Okay, then," replied Saddam, "fill it up with water!"
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An Irishman an Aussie and South African in a bar
one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African downs his beer,
throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to
pieces and says, "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we
don't need to drink from same one twice".
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this drinks
his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the glass to pieces and says, "Well mate, in 'straaaaaaailia we have so
much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the
same glass twice either."
The Irishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the South African and the Australian and says "In Dublin we have so
many South Africans and Australians that we don't need to
drink with the same ones twice."
and Saddam Hussein were walking along a beach one day when they came across an old
lamp washed up on the shore.
George picked it up and rubbed it. Sure enough, out pops a Genie.
The Genie said, "I will grant you three wishes.
Since there are three of you, each of you will get one wish."
Clinton thought for a moment and then responded,
"I wish the all the people of America would forget about Monica and about the money for the pardons.
The Genie granted the his wish. Poof! All Americans no longer remembered a thing about Clinton´s problems.
President George W Bush said, "I wish for a big wall all around America
and that all Americans would think I am smart."
Poof! The Genie granted Bush his wish and a huge wall was erected around the USA and all Americans now thought President Bush was very smart.
Saddam Hussein thought for some time before responding. Finally, he asked,
"Tell me, Genie, how big is this wall around the USA?"
"The wall is 150 feet high and 50 feet thick,"
replied the Genie.
"And, nothing can get in or out of the wall."
"Okay, then," replied Saddam, "fill it up with water!"
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An Irishman an Aussie and South African in a bar
one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African downs his beer,
throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to
pieces and says, "In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we
don't need to drink from same one twice".
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this drinks
his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the glass to pieces and says, "Well mate, in 'straaaaaaailia we have so
much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the
same glass twice either."
The Irishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the South African and the Australian and says "In Dublin we have so
many South Africans and Australians that we don't need to
drink with the same ones twice."
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