Chat with DellDudeSteven on AIM (like Smarterchild)

[Smolek]

Dont think this is a repost but could be wrong. Now Dell has an automated chat script just like SmarterChild. The AIM name is This "DellDudeSteven" and its (what a surprise) promoting and trying to suggest dell products. Anyone see this or try it out ?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

ffmcobalt: DUDE! YOU'RE GETTING FsCKING ANNOYING
DellDudeSteven: u ought 2 wash your mouth out with soap.
ffmcobalt: a steaming hot cup of yo-mama soap?
DellDudeSteven: good question! who knows, tho...
ffmcobalt: you probably do
DellDudeSteven: oh??
ffmcobalt: she told me
DellDudeSteven: oh really?
ffmcobalt: would I lie to you, bitch?
DellDudeSteven: yo!
ffmcobalt: wtf
DellDudeSteven: what... the... f... oh, i get it.
ffmcobalt: you're SO blonde...
DellDudeSteven: oh really?
ffmcobalt: omfg
DellDudeSteven: what?
ffmcobalt: you just proved it again
DellDudeSteven: i just proved it again, u say. and so?
ffmcobalt: lol
DellDudeSteven: whatcha laughing about?
ffmcobalt: SUCK MY LEFT NUT
DellDudeSteven: whoa. ok.
ffmcobalt: HAHA
DellDudeSteven: what's so funny?
ffmcobalt: you sucking my left nut
DellDudeSteven: yeah! ok. whatever.
ffmcobalt: well
DellDudeSteven: Well what?
ffmcobalt: get down on your knees and tell me you love me
DellDudeSteven: u want me 2 get down on my knees and tell u you love u?
ffmcobalt: DID YOU NOT FsCKING HEAR WHAT I FsCKING TYPED!?
DellDudeSteven: nice mouth, ffmcobalt!
ffmcobalt: ya like it? Yours is kinda cute too
DellDudeSteven: well ok!

 

[NutBucket]

<-- Trying it out.

 

[PsychoAndy]

my IQ has just dropped 15 points.

-PAB

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
my IQ has just dropped 15 points.

-PAB

I thought it's not possible to go into the negatives...

nik

 

[rubenswm]

l4me

 

[StattlichPassat]

Bahahahahaahahaha!!!!!

 

[NutBucket]

Eh, SmarterChild was more fun. DellDudeSteven is pretty dumb. Tho, he told me my Dell might be free!:Q

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
my IQ has just dropped 15 points.

-PAB

I thought it's not possible to go into the negatives...

nik

*RIMSHOT*

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
my IQ has just dropped 15 points.

-PAB

I thought it's not possible to go into the negatives...

nik

I dont know, LordMaul did it.

-PAB

 

[Codewiz]

Can we warn it til it can't talk anymore????

 

[Codewiz]

damn.....doesn't work to warn it.

 

[pac1085]

(16:37:13) pac1085: fsck dell
(16:37:13) DellDudeSteven: whoa. u got a really foul mouth.
(16:37:20) pac1085: thanks for the compliment...
(16:37:21) DellDudeSteven: no prob!

I could get used to this

 

[StattlichPassat]

NightFlyerGTI (3:30:02 PM): hello?
DellDudeSteven (3:30:02 PM): what's up, NightFlyerGTI? excellent 2 meet u. my name is DellDudeSteven! i was created for Dell by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

u can check out Dell's privacy policy by clicking here and ActiveBuddy's privacy policy by clicking here.

let's chat, k? i can help set u up with a sweeeeet system from Dell! ;-)

type "home" 2 see what i like 2 chat about, or we can chat about whatever u want (though, uh... u might notice that my fave thing is computers... ;-) ).
NightFlyerGTI (3:31:28 PM): Dell, ehm, sucks...
DellDudeSteven (3:31:29 PM): whoa
NightFlyerGTI (3:31:36 PM): is this news to you?
DellDudeSteven (3:31:36 PM): is this news to me? who knows?
NightFlyerGTI (3:31:51 PM): oh that's right- you've been brainwashed
DellDudeSteven (3:31:52 PM): interesting. so u think that's right i have been brainwashed, huh?
NightFlyerGTI (3:32:01 PM): yes, that is correct
DellDudeSteven (3:32:02 PM): is it really?
NightFlyerGTI (3:32:06 PM): yes, dumbass
DellDudeSteven (3:32:07 PM): yea
NightFlyerGTI (3:32:20 PM): ..*yeah
DellDudeSteven (3:32:20 PM): yep
NightFlyerGTI (3:32:32 PM): so you agree?
DellDudeSteven (3:32:33 PM): i'm not sure, NightFlyerGTI.
NightFlyerGTI (3:32:59 PM): so you have doubts, then
DellDudeSteven (3:33:00 PM): that right?
NightFlyerGTI (3:33:24 PM): I don't know, goofball, you tell me!
DellDudeSteven (3:33:25 PM): no way!!! really?
NightFlyerGTI (3:33:29 PM): ...
DellDudeSteven (3:33:29 PM): sorry, what was that?
NightFlyerGTI (3:33:49 PM): (notice the timestamps between replies here, folks...)
DellDudeSteven (3:33:49 PM): huh?
NightFlyerGTI (3:34:08 PM): (ahem) nevermind, 'dude'... we were talking about how much you hate Dell computers
DellDudeSteven (3:34:09 PM): huh??
NightFlyerGTI (3:34:17 PM): yes that's correct
DellDudeSteven (3:34:18 PM): oh yeah?
NightFlyerGTI (3:34:20 PM): yeah!
DellDudeSteven (3:34:20 PM): yes?
NightFlyerGTI (3:34:27 PM): ...yeah!
DellDudeSteven (3:34:28 PM): ok, i guess u mean what u say huh?
NightFlyerGTI (3:34:33 PM): ya darn tootin'
DellDudeSteven (3:34:34 PM): i darn tootin', huh?
NightFlyerGTI (3:35:02 PM): who's the ho in the red convertable ad
DellDudeSteven (3:35:02 PM): really?
NightFlyerGTI (3:35:19 PM): let me rephrase that... who is the ho in the Dell red convertable ad?
DellDudeSteven (3:35:19 PM): Dell makes some sweeeet computers! Shall we hook you up?
NightFlyerGTI (3:35:31 PM): (sigh) 'oh yes'
DellDudeSteven (3:35:32 PM): excellent! do u think you want a Dell desktop or a notebook computer?
NightFlyerGTI (3:35:57 PM): I want you, Steven, don't you see?
DellDudeSteven (3:35:57 PM): that's cool, but i just dunno...

anyway, yadda yadda yadda... what else u wanna chat about?
NightFlyerGTI (3:36:06 PM): (snicker snicker)
DellDudeSteven (3:36:06 PM): snicker snicker, huh?
NightFlyerGTI (3:36:43 PM): damn this bot is off kilter
DellDudeSteven (3:36:43 PM): i c...
NightFlyerGTI (3:36:47 PM): you what?
DellDudeSteven (3:36:48 PM): good question. i really dunno!

>>> ok, ok, so i'm really a robot... if u type "home" i'll show u all the stuff i like 2 talk about.
NightFlyerGTI (3:37:02 PM): no way dude!
DellDudeSteven (3:37:02 PM): oh no?
NightFlyerGTI (3:37:14 PM): oh yes
DellDudeSteven (3:37:14 PM): yeah
NightFlyerGTI (3:37:20 PM): oh yeah
DellDudeSteven (3:37:21 PM): yeah
NightFlyerGTI (3:37:34 PM): ohhh yes
DellDudeSteven (3:37:34 PM): yes

anyway, what else do u wanna talk about?
NightFlyerGTI (3:37:38 PM): :-D
DellDudeSteven (3:37:39 PM): what r u, the cheshire cat?
NightFlyerGTI (3:38:43 PM): you are a disgrace to the computer industry
DellDudeSteven (3:38:45 PM): 4 real?
NightFlyerGTI (3:38:51 PM): 4 real!
DellDudeSteven (3:38:52 PM): sorry, i don't know what u mean.
NightFlyerGTI (3:43:34 PM): ATOT owns you!
DellDudeSteven (3:43:36 PM): i'll have 2 think about that 4 awhile.
NightFlyerGTI (3:43:43 PM): later punk
DellDudeSteven (3:43:46 PM): later, NightFlyerGTI.

 

[ElFenix]

i had an icq bot that would insult people... reading the logs was funny.

 

[Imported]

DellDudeSteven: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

DAMN YOU DELL DUDE STEVEN!