Ok so my wife has been home lately while I'm at work. So we chat frequently on sametime/AIM and occasionally talk to each other on the phone. But the experiences are vastly different.
For example today apparently I offended her on chat. The conversation went like this:
her: i miss you
me: me too
me: I wanna come home
her: me too.. I need some snuggles
me: I need a good f*ck
her: oh..ic....
me: lol I'm sorry
me: I meant snuggles
me: (yeah...that's it)
her: ok, well bye
me: why are you leaving?
me: I tried to call you
me: did you know that?
her: yeah?
me: like 30 minutes ago
me: because I missed you
her: why? cause you wanna f*ck?
me: no
her: whatever
me: what's wrong with f*cking?
me: it can be a zesty enterprise
her: you f*ck ehores
her: whores
me: no I don't
me: are you accusing me?
me: (i'm kidding)
me: I"m just in a mood
her: whatever
If I'd have said something like that on the phone she probably would have laughed.
For example today apparently I offended her on chat. The conversation went like this:
her: i miss you
me: me too
me: I wanna come home
her: me too.. I need some snuggles
me: I need a good f*ck
her: oh..ic....
me: lol I'm sorry
me: I meant snuggles
me: (yeah...that's it)
her: ok, well bye
me: why are you leaving?
me: I tried to call you
me: did you know that?
her: yeah?
me: like 30 minutes ago
me: because I missed you
her: why? cause you wanna f*ck?
me: no
her: whatever
me: what's wrong with f*cking?
me: it can be a zesty enterprise
her: you f*ck ehores
her: whores
me: no I don't
me: are you accusing me?
me: (i'm kidding)
me: I"m just in a mood
her: whatever
If I'd have said something like that on the phone she probably would have laughed.
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