Chastity Belt (a PCH0 joke!)

BlamoHammer

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A man decided to march in the Holy Crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him: "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"
 

ElFenix

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well he had to try it to make sure she could get out if he died.... ;)
 

Jeff7

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I say he was just checking too to make sure it was the right one. :)

And I love your sig there, mto81. :D
 

TNTrulez

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I don't think they even had chasity belts back in the middle ages around the time of the crusade.