Charlie Sheen Toothless, Porn Star Kacey Jordan Says

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Charlie Sheen Toothless, Porn Star Kacey Jordan Says: What Happened?

(CBS) Has Charlie Sheen lost his choppers?

A porn star who says she partied with the bad-boy actor - now reportedly in rehab - says his teeth are mostly gold and that he wears a white dental apparatus to look presentable in public, a popular gossip site reported.

Kacey Jordan made the claim during a recent interview with gonzo radio host Howard Stern, according to radaronline.

"All his teeth have fallen out from partying," Jordan said, according to the Daily Mail. "He kept saying f****** porcelain teeth... they crap. Said he had to get gold teeth. Most of his teeth fallen out, he wouldn't say why but we all know it's because of the drug use."




I just can't get enough Charlie Sheen news......
 
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MisterJackson

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So? Sheen said it best himself..."There's some major shit going down in Egypt and all you motherfuckers can do is worry about me.".
 
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ShawnD1

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Yeah sure they "fell" out. He doesn't want to admit he started a fight with someone bigger and that someone beat the shit out of him.
 
BrokenVisage

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shortylickens said:
While he makes 2 million dollars an episode.....
:rolleyes:
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You begrudge him from making a hansom living doing what he's good at? It's not his fault CBS pays him this money, it's because that's what his popularity translated to in dollars at the time he signed that contract. I'm sick and tired of all these reality shows because of how popular they got, but yanno what? I just don't watch them.
 
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Sad. I like the guy, for some reason, but he's going to end up dead.
 
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Imp

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While we're at it, can someone tell me how he isn't wearing a hair piece?

He shaved his head last year, and had huge devil horns. With "hair", his hairline is a perfectly normal line across his forehead.
 
alkemyst

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Eli said:
Sad. I like the guy, for some reason, but he's going to end up dead.
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We all are...I guarantee he's going to have a lot more fun than most of us getting there and not going to regret any of it.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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That's the implication. Porcelain can break though. However; it's possible the supporting bone is no good for the insert.
 
JulesMaximus

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BrokenVisage said:
You begrudge him from making a hansom living doing what he's good at? It's not his fault CBS pays him this money, it's because that's what his popularity translated to in dollars at the time he signed that contract. I'm sick and tired of all these reality shows because of how popular they got, but yanno what? I just don't watch them.
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Hansom? Please tell me you don't think that's actually a word.

BTW-Two and a Half Men is not a reality show. It's a sitcom...and a damned funny one.
 
Squisher

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0roo0roo said:
not sure i buy it, he can get implants.
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I imagine he's losing his gums as a foundation for the teeth similar to meth users. Most people never do enough coke to get to this point. Charlie is chasing new horizons.
 
JulesMaximus

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I heard that interview with Howard Stern, he spent a solid hour interviewing her and it was amazing. The stuff about Britney Spear's kids and her fucking Kevin Federline and that Prince in Dubai...not to mention all the Charlie Sheen stuff.

Howard Stern is the fucking man...not Charlie Sheen. I do feel bad for Charlie though and I hope he can come to terms with his demons.
 
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Squisher said:
I imagine he's losing his gums as a foundation for the teeth similar to meth users. Most people never do enough coke to get to this point. Charlie is chasing new horizons.
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yea but still the porn star doesn't quite make sense. difference between gold and porcelain is cap material, not implant stem/post material. so if he's losing caps, its because he's shattering /cracking the 100% porcelain ones which are the most hollywood smile looking..those are for looks, not for strength. if he had a cap, he didnt actually lose a tooth yet.

and well some pornstars are probably pretty dumb, so parsing what she actually meant could be difficult lol.
 
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Eli said:
Sad. I like the guy, for some reason, but he's going to end up dead.
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Before he expires, science will have advanced enough genetically to transplant his brain into a giant 30 pound penis attached to a aardvark nose.

His new slapstick comedy will be called "The Follies of 40 1/2"
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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JulesMaximus said:
Hansom? Please tell me you don't think that's actually a word.

BTW-Two and a Half Men is not a reality show. It's a sitcom...and a damned funny one.
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It's thinly guised as a sitcom when in reality it's a skit on Charlies last weekend each week.
 
shortylickens

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BrokenVisage said:
You begrudge him from making a hansom living doing what he's good at? It's not his fault CBS pays him this money, it's because that's what his popularity translated to in dollars at the time he signed that contract. I'm sick and tired of all these reality shows because of how popular they got, but yanno what? I just don't watch them.
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He NEEDS people to pay attention to him, thats why the show is so popular. And if he could sober up for 5 minutes and be honest with himself, he darn well knows it.
 
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