Charlie Sheen Says Sobriety 'Bores' Him, Crack Okay if You Can 'Manage It Socially'

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Charlie Sheen said that sobriety "bores" him and that he may revert to substance abuse.

In a call to DirecTV/Fox Sports Radio's "The Dan Patrick Show," Sheen said "I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree," he said during the rambling 28-minute phone interview with "It's inauthentic -- it's not who I am. I didn't drink for 12 years and, man, that first one [drink], Dan. Wow."

The star of "Two and a Half Men" laughed off the ethics clause in his TV contract.

"Yeah, blah, blah, nitpick, nitpick," he said. "I haven't read it, but I don't think it covers 'Let us totally dominate and interfere with your personal life.'"

Sheen also said he was ready to work after less than two weeks of rehab.

"Check it. It's like, I heal really quickly. But I unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys," he said, referring to the show's producers.

But these were just the latest in a series of bizarre statements. Sheen turned up at a practice for UCLA's baseball team on Thursday and told players there, "Don't do crack. Drink chocolate milk."

"[There were] rumors that I've had problems with crack, so it just came out of me like poetry," Sheen said of the statement on Dan Patrick's show. "I said stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially. If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know?"
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...ys-sobriety-bores-crack-okay-manage-socially/
 
slayer202

slayer202

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Nov 27, 2005
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god bless him. dude speaks the truth.

that chocolate milk line is fucking great though
 
techs

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"I said stay off the crack, and I still think that's pretty good advice, unless you can manage it socially. If you can manage it socially, then go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know?"

Well, Charlie, you pretty much proved you CAN'T handle it.
 
BrokenVisage

BrokenVisage

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See, a 'Got Milk?' campaign with Sheen wouldn't work because the milk mustache on his upper lip would construed as something else by 9 out of 10 people. But a 'Got Chocolate Milk?' campaign might work!
 
Homerboy

Homerboy

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Just another example of how incredibly out of touch with reality Hollywood people are. They are entirely in their own world.
 
rudeguy

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HAL9000 said:
He sounds Bipolar.
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no...he sounds like an addict

A normal person's body would be damaged by the amount of drugs an addict does. An addict's body is used to it. Being clean for him is not his usual state, so of course he feels "healed" after a short time. Talk to him after 30 days of white knuckling it and see how he feels.

(hint: it won't happen because he can't make it that long)
 
HAL9000

HAL9000

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rudeguy said:
no...he sounds like an addict

A normal person's body would be damaged by the amount of drugs an addict does. An addict's body is used to it. Being clean for him is not his usual state, so of course he feels "healed" after a short time. Talk to him after 30 days of white knuckling it and see how he feels.

(hint: it won't happen because he can't make it that long)
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And I Bipolar person can go from feeling terrible to feeling brilliant very very quickly regardless of what is going on with them, they can also lose it very quickly after
 
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