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charlie sheen is my hero

Ns1

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Is this guy the fucking man or what? Does hookers and blow all weekend in NYC, gets railed by the public and what happens? Ratings go up.

Does he learn anything from it? NOPE. Round 2 in Vegas a few weeks later.

Producers/Friends/Whatever keep telling him to go to rehab but he's got the "fuck you I'm still meeting my contractual obligations" attitude

Guy does hookers/blow like it's going out of fashion and STILL comes to work on time. Guess he's doing alright for himself since he just bought a Maybach to replace his S55.


Charlie Sheen, you da fucking man.


EXCLUSIVE: Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen missed his call time this morning this morning but called the producers of the hit CBS comedy series to say that he needs to see a doctor and will come to the show's rehearsal this afternoon. Per Sheen's publicist Stan Rosenfield, "Charlie woke up this morning with an ear infection, and he will go see his ear doctor first, and then go to the set."

Sheen has been under extra scrutiny following his wild weekend in Las Vegas that reportedly included heavy drinking and porn star encounters. He showed up for work on time yesterday and performed his duties on the series.
Sheen has also been an object of concern for CBS, Warner Bros. and the series' producers who have been looking for ways to help the star deal with his addiction problems

UPDATE 11:20AM: Charlie Sheen has just arrived on the set of Two and a Half Men.

PREVIOUS: As Warner Bros TV and CBS nervously await to see if Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen will show up for work today after his weekend binge in Las Vegas (he is due at the studio later this morning), WBTV, the network, as well as the producers of the hit CBS comedy continue to search for ways to get Sheen help. I hear Sheen, described as a functioning addict, returned to work from holiday hiatus last week visibly slimmer (some estimate he may have lost as much as 25 lb.) His drastically changed appearance led to WBTV and CBS ramping up their efforts to shut down production on the show in the short term so Sheen can get clean.

But that didn't fly with Sheen who has consistently refused to go to rehab. I hear he has retained lead litigator Marty Singer and has threatened to sue Warner Bros TV and CBS if they shut down production on the show without cause. And, with him refusing to see a doctor, the studio and the network would have to stop production with no legal reason. Additionally, if he refuses to enter rehab, staying at home instead of working would probably do more harm than good - Sheen seems to mostly get in trouble when he is off work, including his domestic violence arrest in December 2009 and his New York hospitalization this past November after a hotel room rampage.

WBTV, which signed Sheen in a new 2-year deal in May, as well as CBS have tried to help Sheen in different ways -- I hear upon request from CBS Corp. CEO Leslie Moonves, Sheen took in a sober living partner after the New York hotel incident. But that coach is no longer with him. Things came to a head last week when WBTV and CBS executives, concerned about Sheen's well-being after the extreme weight loss, were in constant communication with Sheen and his team about shutting down production on the show. I hear there was even a statement to that effect prepared by CBS and WBTV on Friday. But, with resistance from Sheen, the statement about the production shutdown was never released.

Sheen was also slated to attend a high-level powwow with network and studio executives after the Friday taping of the show, but he reportedly bolted out right away, skipping the meeting. Another sit-down with him was scheduled for this week.

Then came the disturbing TMZ item yesterday that Sheen was seen hammering vodka at a Las Vegas hotel where he had been spending time in the company of porn actresses this past weekend. Which leads us to this morning. Sheen has not missed his call time yet and may very well show up for work as he normally does. But the people on the show who have worked with him for 7 years and care about him fear they may be running out of time to help the comedy star before it's too late.
 

MotF Bane

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What would Charlie Sheen do?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: three chicks at the same time, man.
 

JSt0rm

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its all fun and games until your heart grows so big they have to crack open your chest cavity
 

GagHalfrunt

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He's gonna die young, but he does more living in a weekend in Vegas than many people do in their entire lives.
 

OOBradm

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Then came the disturbing TMZ item yesterday that Sheen was seen hammering vodka at a Las Vegas hotel where he had been spending time in the company of porn actresses this past weekend.

Drinking vodka and hanging out with porn stars in Las Vegas.....

oohhhh noooo someone needs to *save* Charlie Sheen!!!!!
 

BrokenVisage

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I was keen on Sheen before 2.5 Men and it hasn't changed through today. The man makes me laugh and I can't help but envy his wealth, women, and ways to enjoy life to the fullest without killing himself and others.
 

Golgatha

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three porn stars!

It takes three legs to make a tri-pod
Or to make a table stand.
It takes three wheels to make a ve-hicle
Called a tricycle.

Every triangle has three corners,
Every triangle has three sides,
No more, no less.
You don't have to guess.
When it's three you can see
It's a magic number.
 

vi edit

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Forget Entourage and the whiney movie star Vince and his whiney manager and friends.

I want a "Weekend in the life of" documentary on Charlie...a real man in Hollywood.

:D
 

roguerower

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The man is a badass...does what he wants and still shows up for work. As long as he keeps me laughing, he can do w/e the fuck he wants.

2.5 men is pretty funny.
 

airdata

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After the last 'incident' he even got a raise !

Charlie's living the life. It's kinda funny to hear the talking heads on tv talking about it and saying he needs to clean up his life and what not... so judgmental.
 

erikistired

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his liver and other parts will give out eventually

luckily the people in the organ donor thread will have a liver to donate for him, when his gives out. and his money will easily get him on the top of the transplant list.
 
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Ns1

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After the last 'incident' he even got a raise !

Charlie's living the life. It's kinda funny to hear the talking heads on tv talking about it and saying he needs to clean up his life and what not... so judgmental.

srsly. guy is more productive than a lot of sober living people.