Chapelle Show Question

[GasX]

In the "White People Can't Dance" sketch with John Mayer, some guy in the barber shop started rapping when the drums started. Does anyone know the lyrics of his rhyme?

thx

 

[anxi80]

"oops pow surprise!"

seriously, no clue. he had an episode where he showed the guy freestyling after the sketch was finished, and it was without a doubt the worst freestyle i ever heard. then he goes 'ooooo' at the end, uhm, the crowd is supposed to say that, not the rapper himself.

edit: but the one during the episode, i forgot. it wasnt that bad though, but my memory is stinking it up right now.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: anxi80
"oops pow surprise!"

seriously, no clue. he had an episode where he showed the guy freestyling after the sketch was finished, and it was without a doubt the worst freestyle i ever heard. then he goes 'ooooo' at the end, uhm, the crowd is supposed to say that, not the rapper himself.

edit: but the one during the episode, i forgot. it wasnt that bad though, but my memory is stinking it up right now.

that's the same bit. He did it during the sketch and yes it ends with Oops Pow SURPRISE! or something close to that...

 

[anxi80]

damn... if i was at home, id have the episode on my pc...but alas, im at work. ill ask my co-workers though and see if we can piece it together.

 

[anxi80]

i battle any sex and any race/
with you, beatin' me is like billy crystal playing scarface/
i cant see it/
blind to the eyes/
i came up in your face/
oops pow surprise!/
ooooooooo.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: anxi80
i battle any sex and any race/
with you, beatin' me is like billy crystal playing scarface/
i cant see it/
blind to the eyes/
i came up in your face/
oops pow surprise!/
ooooooooo.

haha - that's it!


and wtf does "with you, beatin' me is like billy crystal playing scarface" mean?

 

[anxi80]

means, the other person he's "battling" is a joke. billy crystal playing scarface as opposed to al pacino would be a joke and totally tarnish the whole image of the movie.