Chaotic42 is stupid

Chaotic42

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Chaotic42 saw 2001: A Space Odyssey on television last week. He liked the movie and he also like the book. He didn't have the book. He bought the book on the internet. He also bought the other books in the series.

Chaotic42 got the books today. He was happy! He started reading 2001. He noticed that the writing was different than when he read it before. The book seemed too easy to read. The sentences were short. The grammar was funny. What a funny way to write a book!

Chaotic42 looked at the back of the book. Oh no! The 2001 book was a special book to help people who can't read English well. It has almost 2,300 different English words in it! That's a lot!

Chaotic42 has failed at Amazon.com. He is sad. :(
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Chaotic42 looked at the back of the book. Oh no! The 2001 book was a special book to help people who can't read English well.

:laugh:
 

vshah

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what is chaotic43 going to do next? is he going to return "2001: a space odyssey... for dummies" to amazon?
 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: vshah
what is chaotic43 going to do next? is he going to return "2001: a space odyssey... for dummies" to amazon?

I HAVE NO SON!

Nah, I'll just take the hit as a stupid tax. I might go donate it to the library.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Chaotic42 saw 2001: A Space Odyssey on television last week. He liked the movie and he also like the book. He didn't have the book. He bought the book on the internet. He also bought the other books in the series.

Chaotic42 got the books today. He was happy! He started reading 2001. He noticed that the writing was different than when he read it before. The book seemed too easy to read. The sentences were short. The grammar was funny. What a funny way to write a book!

Chaotic42 looked at the back of the book. Oh no! The 2001 book was a special book to help people who can't read English well. It has almost 2,300 different English words in it! That's a lot!

Chaotic42 has failed at Amazon.com. He is sad. :(


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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: vshah
what is chaotic43 going to do next? is he going to return "2001: a space odyssey... for dummies" to amazon?

I HAVE NO SON!

Nah, I'll just take the hit as a stupid tax. I might go donate it to the library.

Donate it to a literacy program. We have one in town that provides reading tutors for children and helps illiterate adults to learn to read. They also have programs for those that are learning English as a second language.
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Chaotic42 saw 2001: A Space Odyssey on television last week. He liked the movie and he also like the book. He didn't have the book. He bought the book on the internet. He also bought the other books in the series.

Chaotic42 got the books today. He was happy! He started reading 2001. He noticed that the writing was different than when he read it before. The book seemed too easy to read. The sentences were short. The grammar was funny. What a funny way to write a book!

Chaotic42 looked at the back of the book. Oh no! The 2001 book was a special book to help people who can't read English well. It has almost 2,300 different English words in it! That's a lot!

Chaotic42 has failed at Amazon.com. He is sad. :(

dude, u need to get out more often.

try:
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SmoochyTX

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Chaotic42 saw 2001: A Space Odyssey on television last week. He liked the movie and he also like the book. He didn't have the book. He bought the book on the internet. He also bought the other books in the series.

Chaotic42 got the books today. He was happy! He started reading 2001. He noticed that the writing was different than when he read it before. The book seemed too easy to read. The sentences were short. The grammar was funny. What a funny way to write a book!

Chaotic42 looked at the back of the book. Oh no! The 2001 book was a special book to help people who can't read English well. It has almost 2,300 different English words in it! That's a lot!

Chaotic42 has failed at Amazon.com. He is sad. :(
You're not stupid.

*pets Chaotic42's head*
 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Chaotic42 saw 2001: A Space Odyssey on television last week. He liked the movie and he also like the book. He didn't have the book. He bought the book on the internet. He also bought the other books in the series.

Chaotic42 got the books today. He was happy! He started reading 2001. He noticed that the writing was different than when he read it before. The book seemed too easy to read. The sentences were short. The grammar was funny. What a funny way to write a book!

Chaotic42 looked at the back of the book. Oh no! The 2001 book was a special book to help people who can't read English well. It has almost 2,300 different English words in it! That's a lot!

Chaotic42 has failed at Amazon.com. He is sad. :(
You're not stupid.

*pets Chaotic42's head*


Me baaad!!! :(