Challenge: Funniest non-sequitur

[Goosemaster]

ex:

The great thing about Bob's cat is that since I got it de-clawed, it now makes for a great muffler, for a woman's screams, and does no damage to their pretty little faces.


eighth poster gets to change the topic😉

 

[BigJ]

...is dead.

 

[yankeesfan]

Bob's cat is quite furry and this contributes greatly to Goosemaster's loserness.

 

[thecrecarc]

I believe Bob's cat believes the world is square like bananas on a treetop dancing with parrots

 

[Mrvile]

Bob's cat once had a vasectomy which not only boosted its ability to build bridges but also brought its lunch to school.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Ladybugs keep dribbling on the linoleum which makes me a better guitar player.

Edit: Julia Roberts reminds me of fried chicken.

 

[blurredvision]

Goose, did you just learn that word last week? I've never seen it before in my life, and you've used it twice now in the past couple of days.

EDIT: And you've spelled it wrong both times, because I had to look it up the last time you used it.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: blurredvision
Goose, did you just learn that word last week? I've never seen it before in my life, and you've used it twice now in the past couple of days.

EDIT: And you've spelled it wrong both times, because I had to look it up the last time you used it.

nah, Bob's cat taught it to me years ago ....I just made yetantoehrtypeo


He'd still be with us if it wasn't for those melding kids:|

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

nah, Bob's cat taught it to me years ago ....I just made yetantoehrtypeo


He'd still be with us if it wasn't for those melding kids:|

Get on the mystery bus. The plexiglass skis are waiting in the 5th dimension!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

nah, Bob's cat taught it to me years ago ....I just made yetantoehrtypeo


He'd still be with us if it wasn't for those melding kids:|

Get on the mystery bus. The plexiglass skis are waiting in the 5th dimension!

My calculus teacher, years ago, told me that for the sake of discussion there were only two dimensions...

Did you just steal the skis and make that elaborate story up jsut to confuse me?🙁

I gotta say the part where Kumar gets it on with the Dairy Queen and Bob Thomas was HOT😀

 

[JS80]

haha everyone check drudge, San Francisco is banning plastic bags

 

[2Xtreme21]

Seven years ago, down by the river lay a phone flying in sync with Nestle's surreptitious gaze gleaming from within.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster


My calculus teacher, years ago, told me that for the sake of discussion there were only two dimensions...

Did you just steal the skis and make that elaborate story up jsut to confuse me?🙁

I gotta say the part where Kumar gets it on with the Dairy Queen and Bob Thomas was HOT😀

I have three ingrown bookshelves. That's why there so many indentured shoe salesmen.


There IS a quarter pound of nylon in every bottle of pressboard.