Ceremony is marred by male organ prank

moshquerade

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marred? it probably woke people up. :laugh:

pic for proof

A man dressed as a male organ disrupts the Saratoga Springs high school graduation ceremony Thursday morning, June 26, 2008 at SPAC. Calvin Morett, 19, of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates, was charged by police with disorderly conduct.

SARATOGA SPRINGS -- The Saratoga Springs High School graduation ceremony was suddenly interrupted Thursday morning when a 19-year-old man dressed as a set of male genitals streaked across the stage of the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

Shooting canned string at diploma-bearing graduates, the intruder startled the crowd of nearly 5,000 gathered to see students receive their degrees.

After making his appearance among the senior class, the man leapt off the stage and ran toward the exit gates in an attempt to escape security officers, who were in close pursuit.

He appeared to have some difficulty eluding officers, however, due to the cumbersome layers of his costume, which covered him from head to foot.

He was eventually captured inside a service entrance next to The Hall of Springs nearby after he tripped over the lower extremities of the costume, and was promptly arrested by Saratoga Springs Police.

Calvin Morett, of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates, Wilton, was charged with disorderly conduct, a violation.

Morett was released on his own recognizance and is scheduled to return to Saratoga Springs City Court on Tuesday, police said.

He did not get the costume back.

"It has been secured as evidence," said city Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe, who was involved in the foot chase Thursday morning.

Morett was a member of Saratoga Springs High School Class of 2007, and the school yearbook depicts a then-shaggy-haired graduate with the nickname "C-money" as having a fondness for comics, cartoons and the desire to work in the field of art.

As for what he enjoys, the yearbook states: "making people laugh."

Police said the penis outfit was a commercially-purchased inflatable device that came with a battery pack.

When asked if police were looking for accomplices, Briscoe joked, "We believe the gunman acted alone."

http://www.poststar.com/articl...ews/local/13701241.txt
 

krunchykrome

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
marred? it probably woke people up. :laugh:

pic for proof

A man dressed as a male organ disrupts the Saratoga Springs high school graduation ceremony Thursday morning, June 26, 2008 at SPAC. Calvin Morett, 19, of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates, was charged by police with disorderly conduct.

SARATOGA SPRINGS -- The Saratoga Springs High School graduation ceremony was suddenly interrupted Thursday morning when a 19-year-old man dressed as a set of male genitals streaked across the stage of the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

Shooting canned string at diploma-bearing graduates, the intruder startled the crowd of nearly 5,000 gathered to see students receive their degrees.

After making his appearance among the senior class, the man leapt off the stage and ran toward the exit gates in an attempt to escape security officers, who were in close pursuit.

He appeared to have some difficulty eluding officers, however, due to the cumbersome layers of his costume, which covered him from head to foot.

He was eventually captured inside a service entrance next to The Hall of Springs nearby after he tripped over the lower extremities of the costume, and was promptly arrested by Saratoga Springs Police.

Calvin Morett, of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates, Wilton, was charged with disorderly conduct, a violation.

Morett was released on his own recognizance and is scheduled to return to Saratoga Springs City Court on Tuesday, police said.

He did not get the costume back.

"It has been secured as evidence," said city Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe, who was involved in the foot chase Thursday morning.

Morett was a member of Saratoga Springs High School Class of 2007, and the school yearbook depicts a then-shaggy-haired graduate with the nickname "C-money" as having a fondness for comics, cartoons and the desire to work in the field of art.

As for what he enjoys, the yearbook states: "making people laugh."

Police said the penis outfit was a commercially-purchased inflatable device that came with a battery pack.

When asked if police were looking for accomplices, Briscoe joked, "We believe the gunman acted alone."

http://www.poststar.com/articl...ews/local/13701241.txt

was that supposed to be a joke?
 

minendo

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He was eventually captured inside a service entrance next to The Hall of Springs nearby after he tripped over the lower extremities of the costume, and was promptly arrested by Saratoga Springs Police.
I hate it when you trip on your balls. :p
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: moshquerade
marred? it probably woke people up. :laugh:

pic for proof

A man dressed as a male organ disrupts the Saratoga Springs high school graduation ceremony Thursday morning, June 26, 2008 at SPAC. Calvin Morett, 19, of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates, was charged by police with disorderly conduct.

When asked if police were looking for accomplices, Briscoe joked, "We believe the gunman acted alone."

http://www.poststar.com/articl...ews/local/13701241.txt

was that supposed to be a joke?

well... the guy who dressed up wanted it to be, but if you mean did it really happen? it did.


Originally posted by: minendo
He was eventually captured inside a service entrance next to The Hall of Springs nearby after he tripped over the lower extremities of the costume, and was promptly arrested by Saratoga Springs Police.
I hate it when you trip on your balls. :p

:laugh:


Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Hmmm.

Looks more like a twinkie to me.
with creamy filling?
 

destrekor

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:laugh:
I'm sure most of the students didn't care, and probably laughed. :)
Students tend to enjoy something that breaks the monotony of the graduation ceremony. I should would have, although ours went relatively fast for being a class of close to 500.

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Injury

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99% of graduations are total bore-fests and a lousy way to celebrate a real achievement. I wish someone did something rad like that at mine.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: Injury
99% of graduations are total bore-fests and a lousy way to celebrate a real achievement. I wish someone did something deleted like that at mine.

Banstick imminent for resurrecting such a terrible word from the 80s. Please edit your post as soon as possible to make sure this word is removed from the internets.
 

loup garou

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Injury
99% of graduations are total bore-fests and a lousy way to celebrate a real achievement. I wish someone did something deleted like that at mine.

Banstick imminent for resurrecting such a terrible word from the 80s. Please edit your post as soon as possible to make sure this word is removed from the internets.

Totally dudical.
 

effowe

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That reminds me of a joke..

Why does Liberace play the piano??









Because he sucks on the organ.
/rimshot
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: Injury
99% of graduations are total bore-fests and a lousy way to celebrate a real achievement. I wish someone did something rad like that at mine.

lol