theprodigalrebel
Lifer
6 out of 7 people will see the punchline coming. That is what makes the following so perfect for this particular thread:
So there's this woman in a coma. While giving her a sponge bath, her nurse notices notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her near her private area. She goes to her husband and explains what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and snap her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but she assures him that she'll close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurse runs into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
So there's this woman in a coma. While giving her a sponge bath, her nurse notices notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her near her private area. She goes to her husband and explains what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and snap her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but she assures him that she'll close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurse runs into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
