Cell Phone in public restroom?

[DurocShark]

I'm seeing this more and more... People sitting on the poop-pot and chatting on cell phones!

I'm sorry, but there is absolutely NO call that is more important than finishing my dump!

Plus, how would you like to be talking to someone who's in a bathroom? With other toilets flushing during the conversation? Shudder...

This mini-rant was brought on by just going into the public restroom on my building's floor and a guy was sitting on the pot talking to his girlfriend. :Q

 

[Ausm]

Hello...grunt ...grunt...Sploosh




Ausm

 

[Jzero]

I IM from my Sidekick on the hopper all the time. In fact, 99% of my IMing is done on the toilet ever since I got a sidekick. Ain't technology grand?

Now instead of hearing me talk, you just hear the pitter-patter of my thumbs on the thumb-board

 

[aircooled]

I turn my ringer off and never answer it in the shitter. But I too have seen people do it.

Personally, I'll call you back after I wipe my ass.

 

[anxi80]

personlly, i could never do this. but a little advice if you do, if you put a towl over your head, it removes the echo ambience. just figured id share that for all the 'dialing-out-from-the-throne'-offenders out there.

 

[midwestfisherman]

That's just wrong.......with my luck I would probaly drop the damn thing in the toilet!

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: midwestfisherman
That's just wrong.......with my luck I would probaly drop the damn thing in the toilet!

Sidekick has a wrist strap. Checkmate!

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Now instead of hearing me talk, you just hear the pitter-patter of my thumbs on the thumb-board

Oh...so that's what that pitter-patter was when you were in the stall! I was telling everyone something else

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: Jzero
I IM from my Sidekick on the hopper all the time. In fact, 99% of my IMing is done on the toilet ever since I got a sidekick. Ain't technology grand?

Now instead of hearing me talk, you just hear the pitter-patter of my thumbs on the thumb-board

you're posting from there right now, aren't you?

i only play games on my cell on the sh!tter. thought, someone talking on theirs doesn't really bother me.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: aircooled
I turn my ringer off and never answer it in the shitter. But I too have seen people do it.

Personally, I'll call you back after I wipe my ass.

And wash your hands..... right?
:disgust:

 

[Kadarin]

I once answered a support call while taking a dump. Had no choice, I was alone, working the graveyard shift...

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: Jzero
I IM from my Sidekick on the hopper all the time. In fact, 99% of my IMing is done on the toilet ever since I got a sidekick. Ain't technology grand?

Now instead of hearing me talk, you just hear the pitter-patter of my thumbs on the thumb-board

you're posting from there right now, aren't you?

i only play games on my cell on the sh!tter. thought, someone talking on theirs doesn't really bother me.

I haven't yet posted to ATOT, but I have seriously considered it.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: aircooled
I turn my ringer off and never answer it in the shitter. But I too have seen people do it.

Personally, I'll call you back after I wipe my ass.

And wash your hands..... right?
:disgust:

smell my finger

 

[Bootprint]

Next attachment to the cell phone will be a TP dispenser, or maybe a portable bidet built in.

'My phone not only lets me calls around the world, but I can water pik my teeth and ass or just have fun and spray people around the office. Oh and it also has a build in camera.'

 

[amoeba]

The worst is college dorm bathrooms. My freshmen year, some guy in the stall next to me was describing in explicit detail his threesome over the weekend.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: Jzero
I IM from my Sidekick on the hopper all the time. In fact, 99% of my IMing is done on the toilet ever since I got a sidekick. Ain't technology grand?

Now instead of hearing me talk, you just hear the pitter-patter of my thumbs on the thumb-board

you're posting from there right now, aren't you?

i only play games on my cell on the sh!tter. thought, someone talking on theirs doesn't really bother me.

I haven't yet posted to ATOT, but I have seriously considered it from various locations such as during ROTK

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: aircooled
I turn my ringer off and never answer it in the shitter. But I too have seen people do it.

Personally, I'll call you back after I wipe my ass.

Is that even possible?

 

[igowerf]

Once a guy in the urinal next to me start talking on his cell phone...

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: moonshinemadness

Originally posted by: aircooled
I turn my ringer off and never answer it in the shitter. But I too have seen people do it.

Personally, I'll call you back after I wipe my ass.

Is that even possible?

vibrate

 

[Ranger X]

My ex-roommate used to chat while sitting on the pot with his girlfriend. First of all, most people get freaked out when they hear the other person's voice echo. Secondly, doesn't she wonder why he's grunting? LOL

To make this matter worse, he used to forget to flush. It puzzles me that he remembers to wipe his a$$ though.

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: moonshinemadness

Originally posted by: aircooled
I turn my ringer off and never answer it in the shitter. But I too have seen people do it.

Personally, I'll call you back after I wipe my ass.

Is that even possible?

vibrate

or just off...

 

[Gravity]

I work in gov't and heard one of the highest officials doing this one day. It was so funny. There was a splash and a grunt and a tinkle....all during him talking to someone from the media and then his girlfriend. I guess he's the type that poos when the door is open or could poo in the mall in front of 1000 peeps and think nothing of it.

I think it's disgusting!