Caught in an embarassing situation

[waggy]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other..

No Virginia fluid? What about Kentucky jelly?

I didn't even notice that.

heh i did spell check and just hit ok. didnt notice it either.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: waggy
yeah tell me about it. i had to turn in a sample today. last one came up with 5 swimmers!

i was neffing on the computer and my wife hands my the cup. she said i have to go do my "duty" (makeing a hand gesture) because we gotta turn it in. ugh.

Should have told her to get under the desk.

can't. they do not want Virgina fluid, saliva, or other..

No Virginia fluid? What about Kentucky jelly?

Yes that's OK, just don't mix it with Jesus Juice or their could be and explosion

 

[episodic]

They told me 2 months and about 6 would clear it. . .

I just had a 10 year retest - still firing blanks thank god.

 

[altonb1]

I had to give my "sample" and did NOT want to go to some lab for them to say "Here...go in this room and come back when you are done..." so I had my wife check if we could do a sample at home. She got the cup, brought i home. My wife can be "handy" at times, I guess.

I made her deliver it afterwards, though, because I was NOT doing it. She took one of her friends with her on an errand and did not tell the friend any details until she was in the car. My wife asked her to look in the bag.

On the way, they decided my wife was going to tell the nurse that they needed to drop off my "sample" and when the nurse asked for it, her friend was just gonna start make noises with her closed mouth and point towards her mouth. I don't think they followed through with it, though. Chickens...

 

[drinkmorejava]

that's a lol

 

[habib89]

i'm thinking about getting the procedure done too.. so it just takes a certain number of times? not a number of weeks or whatever?

edit: oh, and with sex, is it pretty much the same, just no kids?

 

[bigfil]

Originally posted by: habib89
i'm thinking about getting the procedure done too.. so it just takes a certain number of times? not a number of weeks or whatever?

edit: oh, and with sex, is it pretty much the same, just no kids?

for mine it was a 2 month follow up and a 6 month follow up
they take samples each time
oh the joy

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: bigfil

Originally posted by: habib89
i'm thinking about getting the procedure done too.. so it just takes a certain number of times? not a number of weeks or whatever?

edit: oh, and with sex, is it pretty much the same, just no kids?

for mine it was a 2 month follow up and a 6 month follow up
they take samples each time
oh the joy

Aren't you worried that you might just shoot off a live round one day?

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by: altonb1
I had to give my "sample" and did NOT want to go to some lab for them to say "Here...go in this room and come back when you are done..." so I had my wife check if we could do a sample at home. She got the cup, brought i home. My wife can be "handy" at times, I guess.

I made her deliver it afterwards, though, because I was NOT doing it. She took one of her friends with her on an errand and did not tell the friend any details until she was in the car. My wife asked her to look in the bag.

On the way, they decided my wife was going to tell the nurse that they needed to drop off my "sample" and when the nurse asked for it, her friend was just gonna start make noises with her closed mouth and point towards her mouth. I don't think they followed through with it, though. Chickens...

I wouldnt be calling them chickens....

 

[Mermaidman]

I am oozing tears of laughter at the replies

 

[RallyMaster]

el rofl!

 

[DrPizza]

I was supposed to do those follow-ups, samples, etc. I never went back; just took the chance. 2 more months of protected sex, then no more condoms. So far, no more kids, so I assume I'm firing blanks.

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: Kyle

Originally posted by: altonb1
I had to give my "sample" and did NOT want to go to some lab for them to say "Here...go in this room and come back when you are done..." so I had my wife check if we could do a sample at home. She got the cup, brought i home. My wife can be "handy" at times, I guess.

I made her deliver it afterwards, though, because I was NOT doing it. She took one of her friends with her on an errand and did not tell the friend any details until she was in the car. My wife asked her to look in the bag.

On the way, they decided my wife was going to tell the nurse that they needed to drop off my "sample" and when the nurse asked for it, her friend was just gonna start make noises with her closed mouth and point towards her mouth. I don't think they followed through with it, though. Chickens...

I wouldnt be calling them chickens....

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to call me out on it.

 

[everman]

lmao "from the rusty harpoon" ?

 

[TXHokie]

Thanks to all...just what I needed to hear to get me go get the procedure done. Not sure I'm looking forward to it.

 

[Powermoloch]

:laugh:

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: TXHokie
Thanks to all...just what I needed to hear to get me go get the procedure done. Not sure I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah, go for it. I'm telling you I've had impacted wisdom teeth out and this was about 1/4 as painful...
My doc wouldn't give me a scrip for pain even, he said Extra strength tylenol.. and he was right, it was fine.
I just laid up in bed for 3 days and didn't do any physical work for 5 and I was totally fine.

 

[jagec]

http://joshspage.tripod.com/images/cartoon.jpg

 

[LcarsSystem]

Originally posted by: jagec
http://joshspage.tripod.com/images/cartoon.jpg

tripod blows...

So sex is the same right?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: LcarsSystem

Originally posted by: jagec
http://joshspage.tripod.com/images/cartoon.jpg

tripod blows...

So sex is the same right?

yeap. well except the sperm comes out green and smells of cheese. but you get used to it after a few shots..

 

[savvy]

lol

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LcarsSystem

Originally posted by: jagec
http://joshspage.tripod.com/images/cartoon.jpg

tripod blows...

So sex is the same right?

yeap. well except the sperm comes out green and smells of cheese. but you get used to it after a few shots..

Same amount of fluid. No funny smell or taste reported, fyi.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LcarsSystem

Originally posted by: jagec
http://joshspage.tripod.com/images/cartoon.jpg

tripod blows...

So sex is the same right?

yeap. well except the sperm comes out green and smells of cheese. but you get used to it after a few shots..

Same amount of fluid. No funny smell or taste reported, fyi.

you sure? i think you need to smell and taste it more.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LcarsSystem

Originally posted by: jagec
http://joshspage.tripod.com/images/cartoon.jpg

tripod blows...

So sex is the same right?

yeap. well except the sperm comes out green and smells of cheese. but you get used to it after a few shots..

Same amount of fluid. No funny smell or taste reported, fyi.

you sure? i think you need to smell and taste it more.

I leave those tasks to experienced professionals, thank you very much. She says it's not noticeably different, that's good enough for me.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: LcarsSystem

Originally posted by: jagec
http://joshspage.tripod.com/images/cartoon.jpg

tripod blows...

So sex is the same right?

yeap. well except the sperm comes out green and smells of cheese. but you get used to it after a few shots..

Same amount of fluid. No funny smell or taste reported, fyi.

you sure? i think you need to smell and taste it more.

I leave those tasks to experienced professionals, thank you very much. She says it's not noticeably different, that's good enough for me.

she just does nto want to make you feel bad and heck she may like cheese!