Caught a glimpse of something in the men's room I shouldn't have

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Platypus

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Carson Dyle said:
I've been pissing in public bathrooms for about 50 years, and can honestly say that I've never once glimpsed another man's junk.

OP has issues.
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Shaming another guy for something a huge number of people with absolutely no homosexual tendencies do because it's human nature is not only ignorant, but perpetuates a bullshit climate in which some men feel the need to constantly reassure others of their own sexuality or make needless distinctions that isolate and alienate people. Speaking of issues, you're just projecting your own with your comments.

If you don't think that this is common, google the childish and horribly written ESPN(?) article they ran about NFL showers because of the retarded and narcissistic fears about the Michael Sam situation and then proceed to tell all of those football players they have issues too.

Maybe this reply is too serious for a joke/filler thread, maybe it's just fucking trite to read this kind of shit in 2014.
 
SMOGZINN

SMOGZINN

Lifer
Jun 17, 2005
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Fritzo said:
Went to the men's room at work, and a guy from the office down the hall walked up and started using the urinal next to me.

I'll need to preface this story with "I'm not usually a looker...but..."

The guy unzipped next to me, had a few seconds of silence, and then started to go. Out of my peripheral vision, I noticed something "shiny" over there. In my best "keep looking straight ahead but look over to see what's going on" pose, I see the guy seems to be peeing through some kind of clear plastic tube thing. He shook it out when done, zipped up, and walked out (without washing his hands I might add).

WTF did I just see????
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In all seriousness what you probably saw is someone emptying a catheter bag. There are any number of medical reasons for him to have a catheter bag.
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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SMOGZINN said:
In all seriousness what you probably saw is someone emptying a catheter bag. There are any number of medical reasons for him to have a catheter bag.
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I actually know what that looks like. It as nothing like that. It did look just like that chastity cage thing though, and now we're all creeped out.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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I think the OP looks at more dicks in the restroom than he is admitting to.
 
K1052

K1052

Elite Member
Aug 21, 2003
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Fritzo said:
I actually know what that looks like. It as nothing like that. It did look just like that chastity cage thing though, and now we're all creeped out.
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Why? It's not your dick being locked up.
 
Carson Dyle

Carson Dyle

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Jul 2, 2012
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Fritzo said:
We have to see this guy every day. Now that's the only thing that will pop into our heads when he's seen.
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"Our" heads? So you told everyone in the office about your life-changing experience in the mens room?

I think what's going to pop into their heads is that their coworker who pretends he's straight, is busy checking out other guys' dicks.
 
K1052

K1052

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Fritzo said:
We have to see this guy every day. Now that's the only thing that will pop into our heads when he's seen.
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I guess I'm just not that easily shocked anymore, I probably wouldn't have even bothered to mention it to anyone else. As far as this stuff goes chastity play is pretty moderate and is engaged in by heterosexual men as well as homosexual ones. *shrug*
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Carson Dyle said:
"Our" heads? So you told everyone in the office about your life-changing experience in the mens room?

I think what's going to pop into their heads is that their coworker who pretends he's straight, is busy checking out other guys' dicks.
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I have my office clique, so I ran it by them. I got a bunch of "WTF could that be?" responses, so I presented it to the ATOT board. Also, since I'm married and have two kids, I'm a bit too old to change teams at this point, so we'll just stick with the curiosity explanation.
 
Ichinisan

Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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Platypus said:
Shaming another guy for something a huge number of people with absolutely no homosexual tendencies do because it's human nature is not only ignorant, but perpetuates a bullshit climate in which some men feel the need to constantly reassure others of their own sexuality or make needless distinctions that isolate and alienate people. Speaking of issues, you're just projecting your own with your comments.

If you don't think that this is common, google the childish and horribly written ESPN(?) article they ran about NFL showers because of the retarded and narcissistic fears about the Michael Sam situation and then proceed to tell all of those football players they have issues too.

Maybe this reply is too serious for a joke/filler thread, maybe it's just fucking trite to read this kind of shit in 2014.
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o man u GAY!!!

/sarcasm
 
BrunoPuntzJones

BrunoPuntzJones

Lifer
Feb 24, 2001
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Could be panning for a kidney stone? First time I had one I had to pee through a tube thingy to try and catch it. Made a hell of a mess so I just gave up.
 
Ns1

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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Fritzo said:
I have my office clique, so I ran it by them. I got a bunch of "WTF could that be?" responses, so I presented it to the ATOT board. Also, since I'm married and have two kids, I'm a bit too old to change teams at this point, so we'll just stick with the curiosity explanation.
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You don't need to change teams when you can play for both. Or play for the other team on the downlow.
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Ns1 said:
You don't need to change teams when you can play for both. Or play for the other team on the downlow.
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Wouldn't that break your contract? I wouldn't want to be a free agent the way the league is going these days!
 
Ichinisan

Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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I love my BDSM male chastity device. It gets me all kinds of interested looks...and some undesired ones at the urinal.

Am I not supposed to wear it on the outside?
 
slugg

slugg

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Feb 17, 2002
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Not a big deal. I bet that guy has had crazier sex than you could ever imagine, OP. Think about it - if it's to the point where he doesn't mind wearing that in public, then what else has he done?

And it's definitely not a gay thing. I asked my gay best friend and he said "we like dick too much to lock one up."
 
K1052

K1052

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Aug 21, 2003
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slugg said:
Not a big deal. I bet that guy has had crazier sex than you could ever imagine, OP. Think about it - if it's to the point where he doesn't mind wearing that in public, then what else has he done?

And it's definitely not a gay thing. I asked my gay best friend and he said "we like dick too much to lock one up."
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It wouldn't be a stretch to say that the person in question's sex life is probably more interesting than average.

While I would venture to bet it is actually significantly more common in straight relationships than gay ones, I have seen it done between guys.
 
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