Cats suck and so do cat threads

leftyman

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They puke on your carpet, try to rub their ass in your face while your sleeping, bring mangled animals in your house, mate like rabbits, screech like babies and pretty much irritate the hell out of me.
And just so you think im not being biased i own two of the furry little mouse traps :D So stop telling everyone how cute and nice they are and posting their obnoxious pictures.
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: leftyman
They puke on your carpet, try to rub their ass in your face while your sleeping, bring mangled animals in your house, mate like rabbits, screech like babies and pretty much irritate the hell out of me.
And just so you think im not being biased i own two of the furry little mouse traps :D So stop telling everyone how cute and nice they are and posting their obnoxious pictures.

:camera:'s now you racist! :p

 

Orsorum

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I vote against the cat-hater! :|



Props to anyone who knows what cartoon show that line is from. ;)
 

LeiZaK

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Originally posted by: leftyman
They puke on your carpet, try to rub their ass in your face while your sleeping, bring mangled animals in your house, mate like rabbits, screech like babies and pretty much irritate the hell out of me.
And just so you think im not being biased i own two of the furry little mouse traps :D So stop telling everyone how cute and nice they are and posting their obnoxious pictures.

This from someone with a cat(tiger) avatar...
 

Lonyo

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Originally posted by: leftyman
They puke on your carpet, try to rub their ass in your face while your sleeping, bring mangled animals in your house, mate like rabbits, screech like babies and pretty much irritate the hell out of me.
And just so you think im not being biased i own two of the furry little mouse traps :D So stop telling everyone how cute and nice they are and posting their obnoxious pictures.

We had a cat who never made a sound, except an attempted noise when you trod on him.
Seriously he was so quiet it was worrying.
 

OutHouse

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Originally posted by: leftyman
They puke on your carpet, try to rub their ass in your face while your sleeping, bring mangled animals in your house, mate like rabbits, screech like babies and pretty much irritate the hell out of me.
And just so you think im not being biased i own two of the furry little mouse traps :D So stop telling everyone how cute and nice they are and posting their obnoxious pictures.

you forgot

walk on your cabinets with paws covered in their own waste
shed hair all over the place
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: leftyman
They puke on your carpet, try to rub their ass in your face while your sleeping, bring mangled animals in your house, mate like rabbits, screech like babies and pretty much irritate the hell out of me.
And just so you think im not being biased i own two of the furry little mouse traps :D So stop telling everyone how cute and nice they are and posting their obnoxious pictures.

And change your avatar, hypocrite. :roll:

:p
 

Jeff7181

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Originally posted by: leftyman
They puke on your carpet, try to rub their ass in your face while your sleeping, bring mangled animals in your house, mate like rabbits, screech like babies and pretty much irritate the hell out of me.
And just so you think im not being biased i own two of the furry little mouse traps :D So stop telling everyone how cute and nice they are and posting their obnoxious pictures.

My cat thinks you're an idiot for taking the time to create this thread.
 

mooglekit

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You must have some rotten cats...mine are adorable and cute and cuddly and everything cats should be...and screeching like babies? You sure you weren't trying to kill your cat at the time???
 

aircooled

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Yeah! Damn those cats...! I hate them little fvkers.... they should all be carried away to a landfill in a large dumptruck!!!!!!!!!!!