Cats are Bitches

hans030390

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a friends cat sat on me and clawed me through my jeans.

it sucked.

cats dont need to claw you to get comfortable.

and it shed a lot. i got some in my mouth...hair, that is. yuck.
 

Xycl0ne

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One of my cats (we gave that one away), was once sitting on my lap. I felt my lap getting warm, so I was like, "what the-?" Then I felt it wet (my kitty peed on my lap). But I guess that's not as bad as a claw to the nose! :p
 

brxndxn

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My friend's cat is totally awesome.. Most affectionate cat ever and he LOVES people. As soon as he meets a ner person, he runs into them head first and proceeds to get as much contact as possible.

but then again.. it's still a cat. So, if it's falling off your lap or something, it claws the hell out of you. And, it'll just walk up and claw you at random sometimes. STupid those cats are...
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
My friend's cat is totally awesome.. Most affectionate cat ever and he LOVES people. As soon as he meets a ner person, he runs into them head first and proceeds to get as much contact as possible.

but then again.. it's still a cat. So, if it's falling off your lap or something, it claws the hell out of you. And, it'll just walk up and claw you at random sometimes. STupid those cats are...

lol I had a cat like that, she was the most affectionate cat ever. I miss her. :(
 

OVERKILL

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main reason why i dislike cats.
I got scratched when i was a kid and never forgot it.
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: OVERKILL
main reason why i dislike cats.
I got scratched when i was a kid and never forgot it.

Come on....it's a cat...how bad could it have been. Your average (non toy breed) dog can do a LOT more damage than any cat.