Cat Puke...

[mad0maxx]

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Originally posted by: CraigsList
After an 11-hour shift at work today, i just want to go home and relax. My cats wait for me by the door and yell for food. I crack open a can of 9Lives and split it 50/50 in bowls for them.

Cat #1 is a hog and finishes his half first.

*one minute passes*

Like a nuclear reactor meltdown, cat #1 pukes all of his half back into his bowl, licks his chops and saunters away. Mission accomplished, everything is fine.

*one more minute passes*

Cat #2 finishes his half, repositions himself in front of Cat #1's bowl, and eats all of Cat #1's regurgitation as well. Chops are licked.

*one more minute passes*

Cat #2 volcanoes half of his stomach back into the same bowl.
Cat #1, probably wondering now why he is still hungry, goes and eats Cat #2's fresh spew (which contained Cat #1's original blowout).


It is somewhat surreal, as there is no left over cat puke, and the cats act as if nothing happened. In one way or another, dinner has been served.

 

[K1052]

stuff like that happens with cats, they just don't care

 

[LeiZaK]

whoa
/Keanu

 

[sixone]

I wish my cat would vomit into the food bowl, instead of the corner where the bedroom door meets the bathroom door. Landmines, FTL!!

 

[dabuddha]

hahaha

 

[Eeezee]

Haha thanks for posting that OP, it made me laugh for a solid five minutes

 

[NissanGurl]

my cat decided to vomit comfortably...on my bed

 

[mooglekit]

My cats have done similar silly things...I love cats!

 

[gwrober]

That is disgusting!!! :Q



But made me laugh!
:thumbsup:

 

[j00fek]

:laugh:

 

[ballmode]

I hate cats

here's to them choking on their vomit

 

[Canai]

haha!

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahaha

 

[AMCRambler]

Laughed till I cried! That was funny. 10/10

 

[Aharami]

hahahahha. oh man that was pretty funny

 

[Linflas]

The difference between my wife and me is I would be content to watch that scenario play out and she would be ready to kill me for watching it play out. She gets mad at me when I praise the dog for "cleaning up" cat puke.

 

[Vic]

Cat #1 probably had a hairball and the food didn't even make it to his stomach. So it wasn't really puke (per se). I've seen cats regurgitate whole kibbles before, barely even chewed, much less digested.

Cats are awesome though. I love 'em. My cat occasionally wolfs his food only to puke it back up like that. The funny thing is that he gets all bummed out by it. He look at it like "Ah, My breakfast! My breakfast!" He won't eat it back up though, he'll try to meow for more.

 

[Jeff7]

One of my cats, Scotty, was like that. He'd eat so fast that he'd just throw it back up again. Solution: mash the food into a thin layer around the inside of the bowl so that he was simply unable to eat it quickly.

 

[SpanishFry]

blech

 

[deerslayer]

LOL :thumbsup:

 

[maddogchen]

hahah

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

It hurts....

 

[So]

:laugh:
This needs a bump.

 

[SSSnail]

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