cat keeps crawling all over my car

[Toastedlightly]

Or... find the owner and tell them to secure their cat.. and if no owner, live trap and kittie goes to pound.

 

[Jinny]

Yes you do that, make sure you pee inside, not out.

 

[slightlyhuman]

kill it.

 

[hanoverphist]

how about wash your car so you cant tell a cat walked on it!

or sit in the bushes with a blowgun and cinnamon dipped darts and nail it in the butt.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Sprinkle your car with cayenne pepper.. it works in gardens!

 

[Rumpltzer]

There have been a lot of studies on this, and the truth is that peeing on your car won't work.

You're going to need to take a dump on the hood and smear it around the rest of the car. That totally works.

 

[nakedfrog]

Hood spikes? Get a blower installed?
Get the exterior upholstered?

 

[torpid]

Is this a neighbor's pet cat or a feral/stray?

 

[beer]

antifreeze

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Sprinkle your car with cayenne pepper.. it works in gardens!

Screw that. Get rid of the cat. Problem solved. My neighborhood used to be crawling with cats. Not anymore. I took care of it myself.

 

[FeuerFrei]

I apply CatX on my car. Cats just slide right off. Hilarity ensues.

 

[kalrith]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Sprinkle your car with cayenne pepper.. it works in gardens!

Screw that. Get rid of the cat. Problem solved. My neighborhood used to be crawling with cats. Not anymore. I took care of it myself.

Dare I ask how you "took care of it"?

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: kalrith

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Sprinkle your car with cayenne pepper.. it works in gardens!

Screw that. Get rid of the cat. Problem solved. My neighborhood used to be crawling with cats. Not anymore. I took care of it myself.

Dare I ask how you "took care of it"?

Live trap. I caught them all and had my neighbor who works in a town 30 miles away take them to the pound there on his way to work. He works for that city. None ever returned.

 

[Rumpltzer]

Find a 6th grader and ask him to stab the cat with a pencil.

 

[Luthien]

If you had a car alarm that would work.

 

[sixone]

You don't need to pee on the car itself. Just pee all over the driveway, and the cat will never get near your car.

 

[jdoggg12]

Why pee on your car? Just shoot the cat.






i keed i keed








kinda

 

[ZOXXO]

http://www.cat-repellant.info/index.html

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: kalrith

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Sprinkle your car with cayenne pepper.. it works in gardens!

Screw that. Get rid of the cat. Problem solved. My neighborhood used to be crawling with cats. Not anymore. I took care of it myself.

Dare I ask how you "took care of it"?

Live trap. I caught them all and had my neighbor who works in a town 30 miles away take them to the pound there on his way to work. He works for that city. None ever returned.

Those were probably all from one crazy cat lady.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: kalrith

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Sprinkle your car with cayenne pepper.. it works in gardens!

Screw that. Get rid of the cat. Problem solved. My neighborhood used to be crawling with cats. Not anymore. I took care of it myself.

Dare I ask how you "took care of it"?

Live trap. I caught them all and had my neighbor who works in a town 30 miles away take them to the pound there on his way to work. He works for that city. None ever returned.

As a cat owner, I've got to say ...



... nicely done. Can't stand those yowling mongrels at 3am fighting over who gets to hump the neighbour's flea-infested furball.

- M4H

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
Why pee on your car? Just shoot the cat.






i keed i keed








kinda

That or just stab it to death with a pencil.

 

[SVT Cobra]

No no no you are going about this all wrong. You have to take the cat out for a little whining and dining, go back to his apartment, and urinate on his car!


LOL at cats driving cars. LOL

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
No no no you are going about this all wrong. You have to take the cat out for a little whining and dining, go back to his apartment, and urinate on his car!


LOL at cats driving cars. LOL

Toonces?