cat keeps crawling all over my car

[udonoogen]

sometimes i see pawprints on the back windshield. i've found what i think to be cat urine on the hood of my car in the morning. i've seen lots of scratches all over the paint from the cat slipping and sliding (sometimes after i give the car a good wax). once i found a dead mouse in front of my car.

i park outside and don't have a choice about it. a friend suggested that it's trying to mark its territory. i don't want to hurt the cat (although i've angrily thought of ways to when i saw my car scratched). i just want it to stay away. so ... if i pee on my car, will the cat stop coming to it? if i do, will i have to pee on it periodically in case it washes off?

thanks in advance!

 

[bonkers325]

pee on your car, then report back with results!

 

[ggnl]

Yes. Do it now and report back with pictures.

 

[PingSpike]

You'll have to pee inside the car. And on your own face.

 

[SSSnail]

I'll pee on your car for you, but then you'd have to pay me.

 

[rml]

Does it work?

 

[NaOH]

Yes
Pee on the interior for good measure too.

 

[nonameo]

I think you should smear some poo on it as well. For insurance.

 

[Kev]

microwave

 

[udonoogen]

LOL ... i don't know if i'd really do it. this was just a random thought that crossed my mind whilst driving to the office today. stupid cat.

 

[Barfo]

Spray some catnip on the hood.

 

[AdamK47]

I'm willing to lend my urinationary services to you if you are unable to comply with doing so yourself.

 

[So]

The hilarity is strong in this thread...

 

[TheKub]

Just pee in the windshield washer tank then when you need a refresher all you need to do is turn on the jets.

 

[Allanv]

its looking and finding heat feck all you can do sorry

 

[Zolty]

cat + low powered paintball gun should keep him away.

 

[nakedfrog]

I've heard they can't stand the smell of brake fluid, pour that on your car*.



*Do not actually do this

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I've heard they can't stand the smell of brake fluid, pour that on your car*.



*Do not actually do this

Oh yea, and "Gunk" cleaner.. that drives them away too!

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Zolty
cat + high powered paintball gun should keep him away.

:thumbsup:

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
You'll have to pee inside the car. And on your own face.

lol

 

[Gunslinger08]

Tell the cat to TPAD.

 

[jtvang125]

Leave some coolant out.




Ok...I kid, I kid.

 

[Ronstang]

Everybody already knows what I would do. I will give you a hint though....live trap.

 

[JulesMaximus]

It's the warm hood that attracts the kitty. Don't drive your car, that way the engine will never be warm and kitty won't want to lay on the hood anymore.

 

[b0mbrman]

if i pee on my car, will it keep the cat away?

Might as well try