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Cat goes to heaven

Goth

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A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the golden gate and said, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."
"God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven at the same time. God met the mice at the gates of heaven with the same offer that he made the cat.
The mice said, "Well we have had to run all of our lives, from cats, dogs and even people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller skates we would never have to run again."
God answered, "I ! t is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is every thing OK? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh it is wonderful. I have never been so happy in my life. My pillow is so fluffy and those little meals on wheels you have been sending over are delicious.
 
I wonder if that is the same cat as the one that got eaten by the German Shepard this weekend?
 
This is the kind of joke you tell your 80 year old great aunt who has 7 cats so she will give you a piece of candy and a nickel to go buy something nice with...
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
This is the kind of joke you tell your 80 year old great aunt who has 7 cats so she will give you a piece of candy and a nickel to go buy something nice with...

LOL




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