case western reserve is such a depressing univ.

rocadelpunk

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thank god we rescued my friend from there...he was actually getting pretty depressed.

ok case western is great academically...there's no fVcking social life what so ever. the place is swarming with geeks and nerds...hardcore ones, that all they do is stay in their room and masturbate and download porn and watch anime.

fvck they were playing ddr in the union hall...honestly.

The funniest thing though...a rootbear kegger was being held at a frat...yah, yah ! WHAT THE HELL!

there was 3-4 normal people out of all the freshman, I don't know why my friend went there...I know it's a good medical school, but jesus, cleavland smells like $hit, it's dangeours, and the women at cwru are sooo damn ugly, seriously, there are stats, 4th from last place in "hottest women"

so there were like 3 normal guys we hung out with...so we went outside, it's a friday night, we were looking to party...the campus is fvcking empty...do you understand this, we couldn't even find people to talk to, it was like they were all inside doing their homework.

friday + college does not equal a completely empty campus, nobody was outside. We walked for 2hrs all over campus looking for $hit to do...there's absolutely nothing going on. and all you can do in the dorms is play ping pong or pool...it was pathetic. I don't know how my friend survived 2 weeks, fvck I was depressed after 6-8 hrs.

Finally, there was word that there was one party, 1 on a friday night, on an entire college campus...yah.

so after walking for 2+ miles, we finally get to a party, it wasn' teven a party there was 3kegs of pbr...fvck : (, luckily it all tastes the same after 3-4. Now my friend who does go there doesn't drink...so I dunno how he's survived, there's no normal people who don't drink there... and there's not enough people who do party. There wasn't any music going, nothing, just a 3 to 1 guy/girl ratio (actual stats for campus), it was terrible.

so basically my friend and i convinced the only 4 normal freshman to transfer asap, luckily my friend can transfer tomorrow.

I honestly had never seen anything so sad in my life.

If you're a huge nerd, ugly, watches anime all day, likes to be by himself, doesn't go outside of his room ever...cwru is for you.
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On the high end of things, I think my tolerance is improving a little, had 6+ of those big plastic cups i dunno 20oz+ oz, and 3 beers at some senior's house..not bad since I"ve only partied casually and not after got busted by the po early this summer, pissed on a mailbox, chilled with some cracka's and awesome dude's, ate a bag of doritos with another boozehound and no hangover.

---next day we got the fvck out of that town, cleavland sucks so much...unless you want to go to the symphony or something.


SO how was your friday?
 

phatj

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...If you're a huge nerd, ugly, watches anime all day, likes to be by himself, doesn't go outside of his room ever...cwru is for you...

Ack! I'm not a huge nerd. I hate anime. I hate being by myself. I am never in my house unless im on the internet (and atot).

When I visited the campus, there were a few chicks (who actually looked pretty good) who told the touring group to go somewhere else... I thought they were just joking...

ygpm
 

bleeb

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It can't be that bad... this means that the few decent looking chicks will be more likely available and since they aren't getting any action, it will be easier to get them into the sack.
 

rocadelpunk

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it's worse than you think...

I don't mean to disrespect anyone, hell I'm a geek! I know what it's like, but I still have a freakin life...I don't want to be cooped up with absolutely nothing to do .


I'm not joking at all when I said we walked for 1.5hrs just looking for a party...after a while we were just looking for signs of life! You could hear circkets...that was about it.

We walked into a frat...they were playing poker and videogames and a couple were flipping through playboy. We went to another frat that was nearby, that was the rootbeer kegger (dear Fvcking god)

another frat...they had a slip and slide. no music going, no nothing...finally, we ended up kinda far off campus, lots of walking : (, to one house/apartment that had a party

some kid put a playboy in the fourth floor bathroom for everyone...ok it's pathetic

it's a bunch of hardcore geeks, there are some cool people there, but even if you're with them, there's simply nothing to do! there's no activities or anything for freshman, I mean come on, how many times do I need to say it...a friday night, the place is void.

your standards of living, women, life...everything will go downhill if you go to this university.

p.s. the one party sucked, no music, just out in someone's backyard, the guy/girl ratio was terrible...

My friend and the few cool people we met just definitely didn't belong there...they were the "athletic type" who used computers to play mp3's/videos and that's about it

If you do go...get a fake i.d, and a good one as soon as possible, b/c the only way you're going to have something to do is if you have a car and can go to some clubs or bars...otherwise you'll be at your dorm or the dounut shop for a year.

 

MikeMike

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CWRU costs SO FREAKING MUCH, i llive about an hour away but i am not gunna apply there, i have heard no social life, but you get good internet speeds!!!

MIKE
 

Sukhoi

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There is a reason I'm at Illinois rather than CWRU even though CWRU would have been much cheaper. :)