Cartman at 40?

4Christ

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I will pray for that girl and her mother tonight. They need all the help they can get right now
 

HannibalX

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Kill the fucker. Take him out back, cut his dick off, all his limbs, his nose, his ears, his nips, stab out both his eyes and let him bleed to death. Pour salt on him. Fucking scum.
 

amdhunter

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Originally posted by: iFX
Kill the fucker. Take him out back, cut his dick off, all his limbs, his nose, his ears, his nips, stab out both his eyes and let him bleed to death. Pour salt on him. Fucking scum.

Woah. Tell us how you really feel. :)
 

Insomniator

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Who the hell would let a guy that looks like that that babysit, family friend or not.

I mean, even if he was my friend I would pretty much just assume he rapes children.
 

Stumps

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1) chain him to a pole
2) pour petrol over him
3) Light Match and throw in his direction
4) .....
5) Profit
 

amdhunter

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Originally posted by: Insomniator
Who the hell would let a guy that looks like that that babysit, family friend or not.

I mean, even if he was my friend I would pretty much just assume he rapes children.

Why? Because he isn't handsome? Because he is overweight?

Stupid shit comments like this piss me off. I guess I am a rapist too? I am overweight and I don't have good looks. I must rape children. I can never be trusted around them.

Also, did it ever occur to you that the girl is lying? He might told her to stfu one time too many and she decided to get revenge by accusing him of rape? Why would she tell her neighbor instead of her mother? Something doesn't add up.
 

Stumps

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: Insomniator
Who the hell would let a guy that looks like that that babysit, family friend or not.

I mean, even if he was my friend I would pretty much just assume he rapes children.

Why? Because he isn't handsome? Because he is overweight?

Stupid shit comments like this piss me off. I guess I am a rapist too? I am overweight and I don't have good looks. I must rape children. I can never be trusted around them.

Also, did it ever occur to you that the girl is lying? He might told her to stfu one time too many and she decided to get revenge by accusing him of rape? Why would she tell her neighbor instead of her mother? Something doesn't add up.

hmmm is there something you're not telling us?

you can confess now if you want

:p
 

Beev

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Why? Because he isn't handsome? Because he is overweight?

Stupid shit comments like this piss me off. I guess I am a rapist too? I am overweight and I don't have good looks. I must rape children. I can never be trusted around them.

Also, did it ever occur to you that the girl is lying? He might told her to stfu one time too many and she decided to get revenge by accusing him of rape? Why would she tell her neighbor instead of her mother? Something doesn't add up.

He's unclean looking and otherwise looks shady. You can be unattractive and overweight and still take care of yourself.
 

amdhunter

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May 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Stumps
Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: Insomniator
Who the hell would let a guy that looks like that that babysit, family friend or not.

I mean, even if he was my friend I would pretty much just assume he rapes children.

Why? Because he isn't handsome? Because he is overweight?

Stupid shit comments like this piss me off. I guess I am a rapist too? I am overweight and I don't have good looks. I must rape children. I can never be trusted around them.

Also, did it ever occur to you that the girl is lying? He might told her to stfu one time too many and she decided to get revenge by accusing him of rape? Why would she tell her neighbor instead of her mother? Something doesn't add up.

hmmm is there something you're not telling us?

you can confess now if you want

:p

I'll only confess to molestering you stumps. :heart::lips:
 

BabaBooey

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Looks like a inbred P.O.S. and this went on for 2 yrs and she just now says something ?

Does not compute will robinson,need more data input...:confused:
 

z1ggy

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1. Chain fat man to pole..very tightly
2. If penis can be located, also wrap chain around..tightly.
3. Locate a very angry horse
4. Tie chain to horse
5. Find something to piss off/scare horse
6. Watch horse run
7. Listen to rapist scream
 

yhelothar

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Dec 11, 2002
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Evidence does not add up.
This is exactly why we don't do any of the grotesque things aforementioned as punishment.