Originally posted by: Skoorb
Not those, but we do have fireants that like to get in the house sometimes, and my useless neighbours are far too stupid to actually, god forbid, do anything about them, so while my house is a veritable fortress, it's under constant siege from the idiocy surrounding me. I put some poison down on the weekend and took the liberty of walking a little bit into each of my neighbour's yards.
Carpenter ants eat wood, so that's not cool. Fireants do no damage but their bites are bloody annoying. Itch like a mother for days. I still have a scar on my chest from when one of those little bitches bit me last summer. He only drew my wrath, however, so not only do I poison liberally but I also kick ant hills when I see them on the road, during my walks, and look at the little bastards crawl around in a frenzy.