Carnivorous Cow?? It eats CHICKENS!!!!

[Jeff7]

Now we just need to get cows on a diet of dead humans for some nice full-circle recycling.

 

[So]

"The local vets said the cow was probably suffering from a disease but others said Lal was a tiger in his previous birth," Ajit added.

Dear villagers,
you are idiots.

Sincerely,
Science

 

[Dudewithoutapet]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Here's a better picture of one :Q

JESUS, that one mother f'ing scary ass pic!!!!

 

[Aikouka]

I don't doubt it... one time when my Talon broke down.. it broke down right next to a cow pasture (since I live in the middle of nowhere, PA). Well, these cows didn't seem to like me being there much and it was practically constant moo'ing that sounded like they were about to form a Braveheart-esque scene on me if there wasn't a barbed-wire fence separating us .

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: Superself
Hehe....this would make a pretty good The Far Side toon!

There's so many cow related Far Side cartoons I'm sure it's in there, lots of chicken related ones too.

The Chickens Are Restless :Q

 

[gsellis]

Originally posted by: randomint

Originally posted by: Balt
I, for one, welcome our new Bovine Overlords.

edit: damnit, someone beat me to it.

Grammar Nazis, as they say, are scum of the earth.

And they are too busy to hear the cows sneaking up on them.

 

[randomint]

Originally posted by: gsellis

Originally posted by: randomint

Originally posted by: Balt
I, for one, welcome our new Bovine Overlords.

edit: damnit, someone beat me to it.

Grammar Nazis, as they say, are scum of the earth.

And they are too busy to hear the cows sneaking up on them.

Biting them in the nuts while they ridicule others' less-than-immaculate grasp of the English language.

 

[SSSnail]

I saw a cow standing in front of a chicken sandwich shop holding up a sign that says "Eat moo cheeken" once. True story!

 

[Jeff7]

There was a series called "Cow & Chicken" some time ago on Cartoon Network. They never revealed the REAL reason why the show was cancelled. Somehow the title "Chicken in Cow" just seemed like it wouldn't work.

 

[IGBT]

..they'll eat anything. I've seen em stomp rattlesnakes after getting bit numerous times and eat the snake. Some how the snake bite doen't kill em. They may swell up a little but they live to stomp another day.