Carnivorous Cow?? It eats CHICKENS!!!!

ScoobMaster

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KOLKATA, India (Reuters) -- When dozens of chickens went missing from a remote West Bengal village, everyone blamed the neighborhood dogs.
But Ajit Ghosh, the owner of the missing chickens, eventually solved the puzzle when he caught his cow -- a sacred animal for the Hindu family -- gobbling up several of them at night.

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Cow in India eats chickens!
 

Aharami

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"The local vets said the cow was probably suffering from a disease but others said Lal was a tiger in his previous birth," Ajit added.

tiger genes are resilient. They survive thru reincarnation.
 

calvinbiss

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How does a cow go about catching a chicken? Have you ever tried to catch a chicken? That would have to be a super-quick cow!
 

apac

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"The local vets said the cow was probably suffering from a disease but others said Lal was a tiger in his previous birth," Ajit added.
 

DaShen

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This is only the first move in their bid for global domination. McDonald's should be scared -- the cows are back for revenge.
 

DaShen

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Originally posted by: 50cent1228
Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
We're doomed. I think we're outnumbered by cows in the US

but they don't eat us we eat them

Just wait, first it is chickens, then it is pigs, then humans... ;)

It is a tiered level offensive.
 

CycloWizard

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Originally posted by: calvinbiss
How does a cow go about catching a chicken? Have you ever tried to catch a chicken? That would have to be a super-quick cow!
It's a ninja cow. It kills them in their sleep.
 

Balt

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I, for one, welcome our new Bovine Overlords.

edit: damnit, someone beat me to it. :(