We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin,
Rosie O'Donnell
Cher
Phil Donahue
David Gephin
Barbara Streisand
Pierre Salinger
and anyone else who made that promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation", which has been commissioned to take you to your new homes outside of the USA.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should consider the possibility of eight years.
Your captain is - Bill Clinton
Your cruise director - Al Gore
Your recreation director - Monica Lewinsky
Your lifeguard and swimming instruction supervisor - Sen. Ted Kennedy. (Sen. Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency procedures.)
Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children
while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
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promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin,
Rosie O'Donnell
Cher
Phil Donahue
David Gephin
Barbara Streisand
Pierre Salinger
and anyone else who made that promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation", which has been commissioned to take you to your new homes outside of the USA.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should consider the possibility of eight years.
Your captain is - Bill Clinton
Your cruise director - Al Gore
Your recreation director - Monica Lewinsky
Your lifeguard and swimming instruction supervisor - Sen. Ted Kennedy. (Sen. Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency procedures.)
Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children
while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
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