carnal sins

[Goosemaster]

A priest and a nun were returning from a tiring day on the road when their car broke down. They were unable to get it fixed, so they were forced to spend the night. As it would happen, the only hotel in the town had only one room available.

After assessing the situation the Priest said, "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa, and you may have the bed."

The Nun replied, "I think that would be okay." They prepared for bed and each one took their agreed place in the room.

Just as the Priest was falling asleep, the Nun asked, "Father, I'm terribly cold. Could you get me a blanket?" The Priest replied, "Okay Sister, I'll get you a blanket." The Priest got the blanket and returned to the sofa.

As the priest was about to fall asleep a second time, the Nun once again requested, "Father, I'm still terribly cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The Priest replied "Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket." He got the blanket and returned to the sofa.

As the priest was about to fall asleep for a third time, the Nun stated, "Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
The Priest replied, "You're probably right. Get up and get your own damn blanket!"

 

[TitanDiddly]

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[ruffilb]

"For the week of December 14, 1997

This is a groaner but Gogh to it!

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out and past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

Pfft, everyone knows all the Van Gogh's are at the Orsay 😛

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
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