Care to see what happened to me?

[ColemontHD]

So I was getting to the train station, had my IPOD listening to something. I generally start reading my book as soon as I get to the station. I paced around thinking about what to cook for dinner. I started to reach in to my bag to grab my book, when BLAM and BLAMO!

PWNED!

I then looked up to she the freaking thing just hovering about 50 feet up in the roof railing. I then messaged my boss on the blackberry. He got a laugh out of it. He advised me to go to a local pet store, purchase a small bird, go home and take a big ole poop on it. I didn't like the idea, but we compromised and decided I should go to KFC, get a bucket of chicken, and take a big dump in it, thus getting back at the bird community.

What do you guys suggest I do? Help me retain my dignity and get back at the bird community!

Might I add that the book is one of my favorites and I am exactly HALF way through it, now, I must buy another.

 

[FoBoT]

clean it up and move on

 

[isekii]

lmao
Pwnd~

 

[sswingle]

<Nelson> Ha Ha! </nelson>

 

[SuperNaruto]

ewww

 

[MiniDoom]

hahaha, that happened to me once and my peruvian friend said 'it means your gonna get money'.

 

[Juno]

i had a pigeon pooping on my left shoe when i was young. i screamed and my dad came to clean anyways.

 

[ColemontHD]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
hahaha, that happened to me once and my peruvian friend said 'it means your gonna get money'.

Well, today was payday, but that was coming anyways......should I buy a lottery ticket tonight or something? Then I can take lots of poops on lots of birds!

 

[MX2]

We all get sh1t on from time to time

 

[ColemontHD]

Originally posted by: MX2times
We all get sh1t on from time to time

Yea, but I think this bird had steak for lunch or something......I wanted so bad to throw my blackberry at it, but then what would people think of me? (Look mom, that crazy guy is throwing his phone at a bird) I can see it now...

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ColemontHD
So I was getting to the train station, had my IPOD listening to something. I generally start reading my book as soon as I get to the station. I paced around thinking about what to cook for dinner. I started to reach in to my bag to grab my book, when BLAM and BLAMO!

PWNED!

I then looked up to she the freaking thing just hovering about 50 feet up in the roof railing. I then messaged my boss on the blackberry. He got a laugh out of it. He advised me to go to a local pet store, purchase a small bird, go home and take a big ole poop on it. I didn't like the idea, but we compromised and decided I should go to KFC, get a bucket of chicken, and take a big dump in it, thus getting back at the bird community.

What do you guys suggest I do? Help me retain my dignity and get back at the bird community!

Might I add that the book is one of my favorites and I am exactly HALF way through it, now, I must buy another.

they say a bird pooping on you brings good luck.

report back to us in a week with what goodness happened to you.

 

[BobDaMenkey]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: ColemontHD
So I was getting to the train station, had my IPOD listening to something. I generally start reading my book as soon as I get to the station. I paced around thinking about what to cook for dinner. I started to reach in to my bag to grab my book, when BLAM and BLAMO!

PWNED!

I then looked up to she the freaking thing just hovering about 50 feet up in the roof railing. I then messaged my boss on the blackberry. He got a laugh out of it. He advised me to go to a local pet store, purchase a small bird, go home and take a big ole poop on it. I didn't like the idea, but we compromised and decided I should go to KFC, get a bucket of chicken, and take a big dump in it, thus getting back at the bird community.

What do you guys suggest I do? Help me retain my dignity and get back at the bird community!

Might I add that the book is one of my favorites and I am exactly HALF way through it, now, I must buy another.

they say a bird pooping on you brings good luck.

report back to us in a week with what goodness happened to you.

Not the truth. I've gotten nailed once while I was out by the pool. That sucked, alot. Thankfully it was on my back, not my face or something.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: ColemontHD
So I was getting to the train station, had my IPOD listening to something. I generally start reading my book as soon as I get to the station. I paced around thinking about what to cook for dinner. I started to reach in to my bag to grab my book, when BLAM and BLAMO!

PWNED!

I then looked up to she the freaking thing just hovering about 50 feet up in the roof railing. I then messaged my boss on the blackberry. He got a laugh out of it. He advised me to go to a local pet store, purchase a small bird, go home and take a big ole poop on it. I didn't like the idea, but we compromised and decided I should go to KFC, get a bucket of chicken, and take a big dump in it, thus getting back at the bird community.

What do you guys suggest I do? Help me retain my dignity and get back at the bird community!

Might I add that the book is one of my favorites and I am exactly HALF way through it, now, I must buy another.

they say a bird pooping on you brings good luck.

report back to us in a week with what goodness happened to you.

Not the truth. I've gotten nailed once while I was out by the pool. That sucked, alot. Thankfully it was on my back, not my face or something.

see, there's your luck - they DIDN'T get you in the face.

 

[OutHouse]

man purse FTW

 

[j00fek]

rofl

 

[ColemontHD]

Originally posted by: Citrix
man purse FTW

Damn right!

 

[ColemontHD]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
clean it up and move on

I did, but my favorite book still has bird poop spooge all over it!

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol, bird spooge

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: ColemontHD

What do you guys suggest I do? .

Find a corner and wallow in your own shame until the end of your life.

What kind of question is that? Clean the book off or buy another if your a nancy boy.

 

[Safeway]

Go back to the train station with a pellet gun, and regain your honor.

 

[Mermaidman]

Reminds me of the dreaded Grackle Gauntlet at UT Austin, in front of Welch hall.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I got hit on the top of my head by a pigeon once. You got off easy.

 

[So]

Here is your solution:

Devise an anti-pigeon SAM site from estes rockets and a lego mindstorms kit. Install discreetly on roof of train station. Profit from a bird free commute.

 

[ColemontHD]

Originally posted by: So
Here is your solution:

Devise an anti-pigeon SAM site from estes rockets and a lego mindstorms kit. Install discreetly on roof of train station. Profit from a bird free commute.

I knew I would get some good ideas here.....planning this out right now!

 

[ColemontHD]

Originally posted by: BroeBo

Originally posted by: ColemontHD

What do you guys suggest I do? .

Find a corner and wallow in your own shame until the end of your life.

What kind of question is that? Clean the book off or buy another if your a nancy boy.

You do realize I am NOT being that serious about the whole situation, right?


100th post right here!