Cardiologist's Funeral

[zanieladie]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

 

[BlueWeasel]

:laugh:

 

[mrSHEiK124]

LMAO
10/10

 

[KillyKillall]

not funny to me..shrug

 

[bluewall21]

:thumbsup:

 

[Baked]

The proctologist fainted.

Bwahahaahahahahhahahahahhahaha

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
not funny to me..shrug

Sorry...guess I'll just have to try harder for you, Killy.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: Baked
The proctologist fainted.

Bwahahaahahahahhahahahahhahaha

Yeah, that sealed the deal

 

[eelw]

LOL!!!!

 

[blahter]

10/10

 

[esun]

Funny, but very old.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

0/10

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
0/10

 

[iamaelephant]

Meh. 4/10.

 

[andylawcc]

8/10

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: andylawcc
8/10

Dude...I just noticed...you're like my stalker or something man...you joined here 8 days after I did

And still have more posts. Damned neffer.

 

[ProviaFan]

LMAO! :laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: Baked
The proctologist fainted.

Bwahahaahahahahhahahahahhahaha

Yeah, that sealed the deal

 

[paulney]

Haha. I realized I heard it before, but it cracked me up.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

:laugh:

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

LOL. Pretty good. I laughed. :thumbsup:

 

[Tiamat]

ROFL :laugh: