carbon fiber toilet seat

[brainhulk]

http://store.carbonfibergear.com/carbon-fiber-toilet-seat

Since I've had my smartphone, I don't know if I wanna go any faster

 

[DaTT]

That would look great on the bumper dumper

 

[sdifox]

So, it is stronger than the toilet. Which means when a large force is applied to it, instead of the seat breaking first, the toilet will fracture first :awe:

 

[dawp]

butt is it heated?

 

[sdifox]

Also, will it make you shit faster?

 

[natto fire]

I really hope the review from Phil is fake:

Great for the girthy type!

After breaking countless toilet seats made out of all sorts of standard materials such as porcelain and plastic, I've finally found the perfect seat for my rather large rear end. I often spend significantly long amounts of time sitting on the toilet and although this could have a little more on the comfort side of things, it's so strong that it hasn't even broken yet! It's also very light which is great because I've always hated bending down to put the seat up and having to lift a heavy toilet seat, I mean, I'm never in the mood to do THAT much working out... Overall, great product, just missed a little on the comfort factor. You definitely need some stamina to spend long amounts of time on this thing but it's so light, strong, and aesthetically satisfying that it outweighs the lack of comfort!

 

[momeNt]

Also, will it make you shit faster?

Squat stands will make you shit faster.

This is the natural way we should be pooping.

 

[manimal]

Squat stands will make you shit faster.

This is the natural way we should be pooping.

I can see that helping pregnant women.