It's a palomino core, so I need to unlock it to get higher multipliers (besides, I've tried upping them in my bios but my cpu still shows up as an 1800+ at the boot up screen).
I tried a second time but still no go. I'm pretty sure the grease isn't conductive enough. Using a multimeter, the probes have to be nearly touching for the resistance to approach 1k. According to Tom's the resistance needs to be lower than this. Oh well.