caramel's ponderance of the day

[melly]

why are animal doctors called 'veterinarians' instead of 'peterinarians'?

veterinarians should be those working on veterans!

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Baseball no right

How can man with four balls walk?

 

[Paulson]

We live in a crazy world...

why is it called a microwave, or a computer, or why do we have cellular phones?

Something tells me this will be a ponderer

 

[Aves]

Why are buildings called buildings when they have already been built?

 

[Paulson]

Originally posted by: aves2k
Why are buildings called buildings when they have already been built?

Because saying builtings would be difficult...

There's a name for everything so we can relate it to something in our minds...

 

[LOLyourFace]

builtings might be hard, but Built Things isn't

 

[Hammer]

its from the latin word veterinarius meaning 'beasts of burden'

 

[melly]

Originally posted by: hammer09its from the latin word veterinarius meaning 'beasts of burden'

wreck my fun why don't you! that's not very nice calling animals 'beasts' though...why, that's very inhumane of you!

why do they call pet shelters 'humane society'--they aren't people!

 

[Heisenberg]

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[bozo1]

Bunch of Gallaghers in here!

 

[ElFenix]

why ask why, try bud dry

 

[SuperSix]

Pics?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I like caramels, they are sweet

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: hammer09its from the latin word veterinarius meaning 'beasts of burden'

wreck my fun why don't you! that's not very nice calling animals 'beasts' though...why, that's very inhumane of you!

why do they call pet shelters 'humane society'--they aren't people!

humane = 1. Characterized by kindness, mercy, or compassion: a humane judge.

 

[Cyco]

Why is it a pair of panties, but only one bra?

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: caramel

Originally posted by: hammer09its from the latin word veterinarius meaning 'beasts of burden'

wreck my fun why don't you! that's not very nice calling animals 'beasts' though...why, that's very inhumane of you!

why do they call pet shelters 'humane society'--they aren't people!

Don't wreck her fun or you will get beat down with the trout.

 

[WarCon]

George Carlin's Warped Thoughts II

"Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?"

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"How is it possible to have a civil war?"

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?"

"If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?"

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"Why are hemorrhoids called ?hemorrhoids? instead of ?asteroids??"

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

"Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?"

"If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?"

"Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?"

"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?"

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?"

"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"

"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?"

 

[Ameesh]

dont do drugs.

 

[bonk102]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
Baseball no right

How can man with four balls walk?

hahaha, rofl

 

[Kadarin]

Why are they called "apartments" when they're all crammed together?
Shouldn't a "hot water heater" really be called a "cold water heater"?

"Last night I poured spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone..." - Steven Wright

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: WarCon
George Carlin's Warped Thoughts II

"Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?"

ha.

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

no.

"How is it possible to have a civil war?"

very carefully

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

no, he'd see dead people.

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?"

of course

"If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?"

no, according to richard feynman, you would blow up

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

succeed

"Why are hemorrhoids called ?hemorrhoids? instead of ?asteroids??"

for the samr reason they are not called apples.

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

no.

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

no.

"Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?"

to grandmas house, its food for grandma

"If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?"

the plane would be too heavy

"Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?"

cause it can go bad

"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?"

only apes not monkeys, and the environment supported both groups so the both went on.

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

santa rocks.

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

ha.

"If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?"

cause they dont really know the numbers

"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"

no. burn victims arent neccesarly dead and if they were they wouldnt be paying, the discount should goto the family.

"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?"

the same bastard who thought all the nested parenthesis would be funny.

 

[Aves]

George Carlin is teh man!

 

[WarCon]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: WarCon
George Carlin's Warped Thoughts II

"Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?"

ha.

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

no.

"How is it possible to have a civil war?"

very carefully

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

no, he'd see dead people.

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?"

of course

"If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?"

no, according to richard feynman, you would blow up

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

succeed

"Why are hemorrhoids called ?hemorrhoids? instead of ?asteroids??"

for the samr reason they are not called apples.

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

no.

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

no.

"Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?"

to grandmas house, its food for grandma

"If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?"

the plane would be too heavy

"Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?"

cause it can go bad

"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?"

only apes not monkeys, and the environment supported both groups so the both went on.

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

santa rocks.

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

ha.

"If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?"

cause they dont really know the numbers

"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"

no. burn victims arent neccesarly dead and if they were they wouldnt be paying, the discount should goto the family.

"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?"

the same bastard who thought all the nested parenthesis would be funny.

Nice answers........ But would you get on the plane?