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Car Vandalized!

Nebor

Nebor

Lifer
Ok guys, so I was delivering pizzas the other day, and I got out of my 2002 Acura stype and went to the door of these rich people. The dude gave me a nickle and I threw it at his wife and she was all in my face so I keyed their new BMW in the driveway and burned their church! But when I got back to my maxima (it's a 98)someone had ripped up the seats and stolen all my CDs! The wheels were gone but the tires were slashed and sitting there, mounted to the hood! So I take my car back to the honda dealership and they're like, wow, we've never seen accord (it's a 2001) this messed up. Anyways I talked to my boss at the pizza place and he said it was all cool because it was an accident.

So what kinda new car should I get between 30-60k. Leather seats would be nice, as well as the ability for it to be 4 other cars at the same time.

/parody
 
LOL.. i was going to do a FS/FT parody, but I figured it would get locked and get myself in trouble 😛 This thread has kept me entrained for most of today 🙂
 
Ok look buddy you got to stop with accumulating worldy goods, and focus on the hereafter. Yes, I am talking about God, and accepting Jesus Christ as your true Lord and Saviour. Get it?
 
This is why you should not eat Pop-Rocks and drink Coke at the same time.
 
Well no, only two of my cars had wheels guys, it was dark and I couldn't see! My boss still doesn't care that I peed on a nun! I'll take pics!
 
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