CAR THREAD: Civic owned...funny story

ElFenix

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Don't ask me what I saw in Honda "performance". It's like dateing a fat chick becuase she is awesome in bed.... still not something you want your friends to see you with!
hahahah!
 

NutBucket

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Man, what an idiot. If I raced I would certainly choose my competition more wisely then this idiot. Great story tho:D

As a side note, I'm still sickened by the number of V6 Mustangs I see tooling around. What a waste.
 

Zim Hosein

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Me "So how about it.... still wanna run em?"

Him "No thanks, you'd kick my ass..."

Me "No sh*t? You think?"

Haha, reality's a bit*h isn't it :p
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: shady06
Originally posted by: notfred
that reminds me, I need to order a line lock kit.

enlighten me, what is that?

You press a button and the front brakes lock up, while leaving the rear wheels able to turn freely. Then you can do burnouts without wearing out the rear brakes, also you don't have to put your right foot across two pedals to do a burnout.
 

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Here is something funny, I have a 1998 Nissan Altima, 82,000 miles.
I leave a toll both yesterday and these three teenagers in a Honda Civic with a big old exhaust tip try and beat me back into the main highway..
I get the jump so i beat them into traffic and as I go by i wave "buh-bye" to them.

Needless to say they get all pissed and proceed to stomp on it...I will admit he owned me until we got to about 100mph when his car starts doing this wierd jerking thing, like he was popping the clutch in and out at top speed...he starts to let off and then I let off and pull up beside him and ask him whats wrong..he asks me if my car is stock, "cause we were doing 105 and you were catching me..." I respond by saying NO..i tricked her out with this neat ass GPS from Garmin...they all break out laughing and we both go our seperate ways...

A side of ricers can be funny. :)
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: shady06
Originally posted by: notfred
that reminds me, I need to order a line lock kit.

enlighten me, what is that?

You press a button and the front brakes lock up, while leaving the rear wheels able to turn freely. Then you can do burnouts without wearing out the rear brakes, also you don't have to put your right foot across two pedals to do a burnout.

Nah! Time for a trans-brake. Oh Yeah!
 

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Originally posted by: SaigonK
I will admit he owned me until we got to about 100mph when his car starts doing this wierd jerking thing, like he was popping the clutch in and out at top speed...

Speed Limiter. Many cars have them around 105-110mph... not all. But that's what it sounds like to me. You may have it on your car, not sure though.





 

Antisocial Virge

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Originally posted by: mztykal
Read the whole thread. I think the story was BS. :(

Yea he said he is still working on getting a cobra and the story is just one of his "kills". Its BS folks.